The Musketeers “Friends and Enemies ” Photo Recap: All For the BBC, and the BBC For All (Pilot)

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I was both excited and skeptical when I heard the BBC was making a television show about Alexandre Dumas’ The Three Musketeers. Firstly, it’s one of my favourite books, so obviously I was either going to love this show or vehemently hate it.

Guess which one it turned out to be, you guys… (I’ll give you a hint – I don’t hate it.)

The problems the BBC faced were plentiful. Firstly, basing a TV series on a book poses the issue of a limited narrative. We all know what happens in The Three Musketeers: they fight a bunch, save the king, Athos gets his heart stepped on by a hussy, then aliens inhabit their bodies and invent the iPhone. Typical Dumas.

So, is this storyline strong enough for ten solid hours of television? Luckily we’ll never have to find out, because the writer / creator of The Musketeers Adrian Hodges has stated that the show will follow the characters created by Dumas, but not necessarily the plot.

Good. Great. Awesome. Solid plan.

My second worry for this show was the coveted roles of the (technically four) Musketeers. There have been many a movie adaptation of this story. My favourite will forever be the 1993 version with Kiefer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen, Chris O’Donnell and Oliver Platt. Yes, I was a pre-teen when this movie came out and yes, I thought Oliver Platt was the funniest man on the planet, and YES I had a massive crush on Chris O’Donnell.

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The mullets alone make this movie a must-see.

The thing about movies, though, is that they tell one major story with witty lines and adventure, the heroes prevail and you leave the theatre really liking those four dudes. Are we going to really like these four dudes after ten hours of the same witty lines and adventure?

So far, so good! But of course, this is only the pilot. We’ll revisit this question after episode 10. (The second season has already been given the green light over at BBC, which is a darn good sign).

Look at me talking your ear off like a gabby lunatic. Let’s get to the episode!

We met D’Artagnan on a rainy night, just chillin’ with his dad, having a really nice time.

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Oh dear! Athos of the King’s Musketeers shot his dad!

What an amazing way to launch the season. Of course, we assume the man who murdered D’Artagnan’s old man is not, in fact, Athos, but we don’t know for sure because we haven’t met him yet! You crafty writers… give yourselves some candy.

Then we got a slideshow of character introductions.

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Aaaaaaand we’re off!

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Turns out Aramis’ lady friend is the mistress of the Cardinal. Hmmmm… that shouldn’t be a problem, it’s not like he’s the bad guy or anything.

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Hello Captain Treville! He wasn’t pleased they were tussling with the Cardinal’s dudes. Typical captain stuff.

Meanwhile, the Cardinal scampered to King Louis and demanded an inquiry be made into the Musketeers committing murder on their downtime.

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I already love Ryan Gage as King Louis. Perfect.

Then D’Artagnan made a new friend!

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This kid cannot catch a break! The beautiful temptress framed him for murder, as beautiful temptresses are wont to do. He escaped with the age old trick of pretending to make out, but the lady was NOT having it.

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Then he collapsed (not sure why), so she took him home and patched him up.

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She’s married, but there were some definite eyes being made here. I like this girl. She’s feisty.

D’Artagnan found Athos and threw a hissy fit.

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He fought them all! I bet they’ll laugh about this later. I liked this twist on their first meeting from the book (which does not include the death of his father).

Then Treville reluctantly arrested Athos for a ton of murder and stuff.

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Meanwhile, D’Artagnan was once again getting fixed up by Constance.

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This man is clearly a boob and I love it. Aramis and Porthos came a’ knocking to recruit D’Artagnan’s help in clearing Athos’ name, and they rode to the hotel where a dead body gave them all the answers.

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Then we learned that the Cardinal and MiLady De Winter are best friends forever.

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He had found his special lady friend lovingly stroking a gun, and he wanted to know who it belonged to (ruh roh!). Oh, and they’re the ones framing Athos.

King Louie told the Cardinal about the letters he sent to Spain, and the Cardinal pretended like it was a very big deal.

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The Cardinal is a crafty sneak. King Louis said he’s nothing without him, and he’ll do whatever he says. Just grade A ruling, basically.

Elsewhere, Team Handsome found the bodies of some dead (real) Musketeers and were understandably peeved.

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All the beans were spilled, and it turns out it was the Red Guard captain who did all the murdering that Athos is being blamed for. Tsk, tsk. So naturally, they snuck into the red guard camp using a very saucy distraction.

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Have I mentioned how much I like this lady? Because I really like this lady.

There was a very fun and thrilling fight where our three heroes bested a BUNCH of red guards. Like, I’m talking at least a dozen. Are the red guards even trained? If so, is it in pottery making and the tango?

Constance (the new love of my life) shot a man to save D’Artagnan, then he went on to win the fight with Godet, but gallantly refrained from killing him so he could prove Athos’ innocence.

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Is it written in the villain handbook that after the hero spares your life, you HAVE to run at them with a knife, thereby forcing them to kill you? It must be, because it happens A LOT.

Anyway, it didn’t matter because they found the Musketeer uniforms that would exonerate their pal.

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And for all his help, our boy was awarded a place at the big kid’s table.

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These dudes are totally best friends now, and I am FOR IT.

Then the Cardinal took his special lady friend for a carriage ride, and it was rather heart wrenching.

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She died saying “I love Aramis”, and it was really very sad.

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Oh Cardinal. He killed the red guard to keep his secrets. He is who he is, you know?

Well, what did you guys think of the pilot?

In essence, Alexandre Dumas’ The Three Musketeers is a bromance. Yes, there is adventure, humour and romance, but the message, the moral, the theme, it all boils down to brotherhood. I’m very pleased, VERY PLEASED with how The Musketeers is carrying this out.

I felt as though these three men really had been the best of pals for years and years. It generally takes at least half a season for television shows to really gel their main relationships and make us care about them, but not in this case. There is real chemistry here, and I’m pretty darn pumped to see it develop even further.

The first season has already aired in its entirety on the BBC, so please no spoilers from our friends from the UK!

SOME STUFF

  • I for real have the 1993 The Three Musketeers on VHS because I cannot bring myself to throw it away. Let me know if you want to borrow it. It may be the last VHS in existence.
  • I love the way they say “Fraawnce”
  • “What happened to the code?”  – “Who has the time?”
  • “We weren’t going to kill him.”  – “Weren’t we?” – “Next time let us know.”
  • “You pious hypocrite, you’ll burn in hell!”  – “I have work to do here first.” Daaaaaaaamn Peter Capaldi! You act good.
  • Have any of you ever escaped an assailant by pretending to make out, or is that just something that happens in TV and movies?
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, how annoying do you think it was for me to type out D’Artagnan every time I mentioned his character?

That’s it from me. I’ll see you at the season finale for some more 17th century wit and adventure!

[Originally posted June 2014 on tv.com]

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One thought on “The Musketeers “Friends and Enemies ” Photo Recap: All For the BBC, and the BBC For All (Pilot)

  1. ORIGINAL POST COMMENTS:

    sincerelyspar
    Jan 18, 2015

    The 1993 Three Musketeers is definitely one of the best movies ever! I can quote the entire movie (no exaggeration, no one will watch it with me anymore). I just binged on season 1 on Netflix and I love it! Oliver Platt was definitely my favourite in the movie (though Chris O’Donnell is dreamy), in the TV show, I can’t decide who I like best haha it’s fabulous!

    karrib1
    Nov 21, 2014

    I bought the 1993 Three Musketeers on DVD two years ago because my VHS broke and I could not bear to part with it (when I was 13 I could act out the entire Porthos the Pirate scene…okay I still can). So if your VHS ever breaks, I’m here for ya.
    Also, I just got finished reading your reviews for The 100 and I’m pretty sure you might be my spirit animal (my previous choice was Platypus because I imagine they have to be super sassy to put up with the other mammals’ teasing). Please keep writing these reviews because you’ve quickly passed Price as my favorite — you always make me laugh.

         Toni_watches
         Nov 21, 2014

         High praise! Thank you. And if my VHS ever breaks, I’m coming over to yours for a
         movie night. I can’t live without those sweet, wavy mullets.

    rsvvuuren
    Sep 30, 2014

    I saw an announcment on netflix and thought “yeah ok, will give it a try..” and boom, i was hooked! Saw the whole season at once, right now i don’t know if i am asleep or at work. I loved the casting, the main storie and background stories. I can’t wait for season 2, but i have to 😦

    rkoenn
    Aug 04, 2014

    As I said in my review just now I believe this may be my favorite show in television at the moment. I never read Dumas’s book but know the story and always liked the Musketeers mythos. In my opinion this really carries it well into a series. What I’ve found so intriguing are the plot lines, the fairly historical accuracies, the court politics and subterfuge, the cast, the acting, and finally the excellent production values and sets. I am greatly pleased they will be doing a second season as the first is only three episodes longer and I can look forward to more Musketeers next year.

    Gislef
    Jul 01, 2014

    Actually of the six episodes I’ve seen so far, “The Exiles” is by far the best. Watching Marie de Medici hamming it up, Richelieu stabbing her in the back, and the Musketeers finally saving the kid and his mother.

    The funny thing is after the first episode, Richelieu tends to be the hero of the piece.

    Scrabble
    Jul 01, 2014

    I’m one of those pesky UK viewers so have seen all eps and will avoid commenting in case spoilers but for the record: I really enjoyed this series. (And may be in love with Tom Burke’s Athos)

    peterspoor33
    Jun 30, 2014

    Seen all of Season 1 and each episode just gets better and better, then there are the episodes with each musketeer’s backstory affecting the present, the Athos story done well and with respect. Some great guest stars [spoiler] Jason Flemyng, James Callis and Vinnine Jones.

    WindUpRobot
    Jun 26, 2014

    it was okay. shouldn’t set the world on fire or anything, but silly fun stuff.

    also: sorry but i only scrolled to the end. i cannot do photo recaps. i’m sure your work will be appreciated by others.

    Gislef
    Jun 26, 2014

    “He collapsed (not sure why),”

    He cracked a rib or somesuch leaping out the second-story window to escape the people at the tavern.

    rickard1212
    Jun 26, 2014

    The best versions are obviously the ones from the seventies by Richard Lester. Those are actually very good movies with excellent swordplay.

    thatstp
    Jun 26, 2014

    I absolutely loved this pilot. Although you made me feel really old saying you were a preteen in 1993 (I was 21 with my first kid already. Now I really feel old), that is one of my favorite versions of Three Musketeers too. I am not ashamed to say that I like the latest version. It made me fall in love with Matthew Macfadyen.

    The casting choices are excellent. I like that there are two musketeers of color. Peter Capaldi is an excellent villain. I like the woman portraying Constance. All around good choices.

    The plot for this was good and it left me wanting more. I want to know what happened between Athos and Milady, how did Porthos get that scar on his face, will Aramis find out that Adele is lying dead in the woods and killed by his own gun and is Constance just a beard for her husband? Can’t wait for the rest of the season. Hell I can’t wait for next season since they’ve already begun filming.

    Looking forward to more of your reviews. Thanks for taking the time to write it.

         iccaruz
         Jun 26, 2014

         Wait who is the 2 of them of the cast that’s of color?

         tinamjohnson716
         Apr 07, 2015

         Santiago is venusualian and i believe he commented in another interview that he is
         often offered latino parts tho he turns most down as he dosent want to be typecast

         eustaciariley
         Dec 06, 2014

         Luke Pasquatino is Italian. A dark Italian.

         Gislef
         Jun 26, 2014

         Well, there’s one, Howard Charles. Who seems to be a dead ringer for Craig Charles
         of Red Dwarf although they don’t seem to be related. Not sure who the second one is.

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