ABOUT

I’m a writer with an alarming dependency on ice cream.

(I’m Wayne)

(party on)

I also write books. Someday you might even be able to read them!

Toronto is my yo-yo home. I live in a lot of different places, but I always return to Toronto in between.

I also write musical-comedies.

GEE WILLIKERS, SPACE! (2013)

JUMP, A MUSICAL FROM THE LEDGE (2012)

(with A.J. Vaage)

MISSED CONNECTIONS (2011)

(with Lauren Toffan, Josh Murray & Kristopher Bowman)

Hmmmmm…. what else? I like ice cream. Did I mention that? That’s important.

I love to travel.

Being an Aunt is my favourite thing.

My go-to shower song is Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog.

All snark is my own.

I will eat almost anything if it has cheese on it.

The Outsiders made me want to be a writer.

One time I was walking in Toronto and a man on a bench yelled out, “exquisite calves!” and I wanted to yell back ‘cool, thanks!’ but it came out “CANK!” and I think that about sums me up.

In closing, here is a picture of me as Carl from Up.

Thanks for coming! Stay safe out there!