The 100 “Matryoshka” Photo-Recap; Girl’s Night

VICTORYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Bitter sweet victory, but a victory nonetheless. Clarke is BACK (bitches)! Her 5-episode-long battle for her own mind came to a close in Matryoshka, and man was it ever satisfying. So why was it ‘bitter sweet’, you ask? Because we lost a fierce, intelligent, layered, borderline-sociopathic total Sass Queen.  Goodbye, Josephine. I realize your … Continue reading The 100 “Matryoshka” Photo-Recap; Girl’s Night

Advertisements

The 100 “What You Take With You” Photo Recap – Behind Every Great Woman is a Man she Brutally Murdered

Put up your hand if your heart is confused right now; so delighted by all the series callbacks, the emotional growth, and the kickassery, but then it’s also JUST SO SAD. This show insists on attacking our every emotion on a weekly basis, and we LOVE THEM FOR IT.  Remember last recap when I gave … Continue reading The 100 “What You Take With You” Photo Recap – Behind Every Great Woman is a Man she Brutally Murdered

The 100 “The Old Man and the Anomaly” Photo Recap – Old Ain’t What It Used To Be

Abby and Madi sittin’ in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G!  Two of our heroes became straight-up cold-blooded murderers this episode, with absolutely zero qualms, and very little justification. WHAT FUN!  (Wellllll, I suppose one of them has SOME justification, but we all know it's not the move she would have played if there wasn't a creep squatting … Continue reading The 100 “The Old Man and the Anomaly” Photo Recap – Old Ain’t What It Used To Be

The 100 “Nevermind” Photo Recap – Clarkeception

*uncontrollable happy giggles* I can’t put into words the absolute perfection that was Nevermind, but how about I try anyway, k? Okay here goes: wwwhhhaaaaaatttttt OMG teehee teeheeeeeee ZZZZZZIPADEEDOODA. Ahem. You guys, this episode was an absolute love letter to the fans, and I will NOT return to sender (classic mail service joke). Nevermind let … Continue reading The 100 “Nevermind” Photo Recap – Clarkeception

The 100 “Memento Mori” Photo Recap – Me, Myself and GAHHH WHO THE EFF

Oh dang, can someone please turn on a nightlight or something, because things just got DARK. Yes, we got a glimmer of hope in the last moments of the episode, but everything else about Memento Mori was deliciously unsettling. Octavia has a case of Gramma-Arm! Everyone knows Clarke is gonzo! Murphy didn’t pull a fast … Continue reading The 100 “Memento Mori” Photo Recap – Me, Myself and GAHHH WHO THE EFF

The 100 “The Gospel of Josephine” Photo-Recap; She Loves Dawnce

“Um, yes, hello police? I’ve been attacked. In my heart and soul. Uh huh, heart and soul, that’s right. By who? Oh, a television show. Uh huh. It hurts a lot so if you could- hello? … HELLO?” This one smarts, you guys. My heart is unwell, and it’s The 100’s fault. A few days … Continue reading The 100 “The Gospel of Josephine” Photo-Recap; She Loves Dawnce

Toni Watches Game of Thrones Season 8

Okay here we go, the 8th and final season of Game of Thrones. I’M SURE IT WILL BE GREAT. *Homer backing into bush gif*. If you’ve read my recaps through reactions before, you know that I write my reactions of each episode to my pal, then painstakingly go through our messages and compile them all … Continue reading Toni Watches Game of Thrones Season 8