You guys, big news: HBO is changing the title of The Last of Us because they don’t feel the original title gives enough information about what the show is really about. And in weirder news they've asked ME to come up with a new one. I have a few drafts: Don’t Get Attached And Pee … Continue reading The Last of Us “Endure and Survive” Photo-Recap: Bonjour and Goodbye
I would like to thank the writers of The Last of Us for writing an episode specifically for me. I’m very touched they would go to all the trouble of researching puns and finding the perfect moments to insert said puns into the story. I truly feel seen. That being said, that’s… my job? So … Continue reading The Last of Us “Please Hold to My Hand” Photo-Recap: It’s a Murderous Day in the Neighbourhood
I would like to lodge a complaint. At no point did anyone, and I mean ANYONE warn me in ANY WAY that this wrecking ball of a bearded, sweaty, adorable, grumpy/sunshine dynamic was going to smash into my heart and DESTROY ME BODY AND SOUL. As a middle class white woman, it is my birthright … Continue reading The Last of Us “Long, Long Time” Photo-Recap: The Brunch Bunch
And then there were two: a spunky teen and a curmudgeon with a traumatic past who absolutely will not, will NOT invest emotionally in her well-being. I’d seen the promotional pictures, I knew the show’s focus was Joel and Ellie. I knew somewhere along the line, we’d lose Tess. I just figured we’d get a … Continue reading The Last of Us “Infected” Photo-Recap: Night At The Museum
Exterior of a house, inside we hear screams. A woman bursts out the front door, tripping and landing with a skidding thud onto the grass. She turns, her hands raised in terror as a man stumbles out of the house. He looks, for lack of a better word, like a freaking zombie. He slowly trudges … Continue reading The Last of Us ‘When You’re Lost in the Darkness’ Photo-Recap: Won’t You Take Me To Fungi Town
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT. Sanditon, I was KIDDING about Sensible Ralph. I mean, I want the guy to be happy, OF COURSE, but not with Charlotte!! I have to give it to the show, that was a great bit. Make fun of the guy through the whole season and then make him the ultimate punchline. Good for … Continue reading Sanditon 2.6 Photo-Recap: In a While Crocodile
WELL. **giggles forever** Wowzers. I mean. That was a lot. How does one process ALL THAT? Steam, deception, brutish behaviour, confessions, a VERY upsetting scheme, a mesmerizing dance and multiple smooches! The penultimate episode came here to sip some tea and kick ass, and it’s all out of Pekoe. That being said, if Esther’s sanity … Continue reading Sanditon 2.5 Photo-Recap: Sitting in a Tree
Well, well, well, things are really floating to the surface, aren’t they? Alison’s heart really must have sunk. You know what they say, secrets rarely stay submerged. Fine, I’ll stop. Let’s get serious. It was Alison who fell into the water, but it is Charlotte who is drowning in LIES. (Thank you, thank you, I … Continue reading Sanditon 2.4 Photo-Recap: Truth or Drown
You guys, has anyone told Sanditon that we’re only on episode three? Anyone in their DMs? We should probably let them know. Things are happening at such a pace, I’m scared the Sanditon team isn’t aware that they have two full seasons. Things are HAPPENING. People are showing their true colours, triangles are solidifying (with … Continue reading Sanditon 2.3 Photo-Recap: Balloons and Bullsh*t
Someone get me an brisé fan because things are heating up! It’s only episode two and we have three (count 'em THREE) love triangles, obvious past beef between our male leads (if that VERY intense stare is any indication), and a schemin’ baby mama!! On Charlotte’s way to her first day at work (like, ever), … Continue reading Sanditon 2.2 Photo-Recap: Triangle of Triangles
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