And here we are. The very last ever Sanditon photo-recap. We got our mega happy ending, our catharsis, our tears and laughter. Everyone we loved ended up better off, and everyone who deserved it got their comeuppance. This is what the fans fought for, and Sanditon delivered. It’s been a wild ride recapping this show, … Continue reading Sanditon 3.6 Photo-Recap: All’s Well That Ends Well
We’re in the endgame now. My goodness, things are HAPPENING. All good things, obviously, heh heh, no one we love is dying, everything’s fiiiiiiiiiiine, don’t even worry about it. Okay, so maybe Augusta experienced some shattering heartbreak, and Arthur refused being a side-piece, and Georgiana’s mom was offered money to leave, and Mary has a … Continue reading Sanditon 3.5 Photo-Recap: You Give Love a Bad Name
This week’s Sanditon gave us engagements, runaways, and sooooooooo many hurt feelings. One might even say all of them? Sanditon heaped all the hurt feelings in the world into one hour of very upsetting television. Isn’t it wonderful??? The more hurt or misunderstood our beloveds are, the more satisfying their beautiful endings will be. T’is … Continue reading Sanditon 3.4 Photo-Recap: Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH x infinity. Colbourne!!!! What are you DOING???? Hahahahahahahha, that boy is an absolute MESS and it is DELIGHTFULLY UPSETTING. Look man, I get it, Charlotte is a TEN, that’s undeniable, but you can’t just go around smooching foxy betrothed babes. Or I guess you can, because you did (!!!!) but you KNOW WHAT I … Continue reading Sanditon 3.3 Photo-Recap: Shot Through The Heart
Sanditon season 3 is NOT messing around. She’s out here giving away ships like Oprah handing out cars, and I am equally as excited as those new motorists! We have our old favourites sharing angst-filled longing glances, we have grumpy old rich people sassing about past regrets, we have a newly single Lady Susan AND … Continue reading Sanditon 3.2 Photo-Recap: More Ships Than a Harbour
HELLO SANDI-SQUAD!!! Sanditon is back, which means everything is going to be okay. I mean sure, there’s a lot to be stressed about in life, but nothing that can’t be fixed with the sea, the air, and milk from Lady D’s asses! The opening episode of our third and final *sob face emoji* season gave … Continue reading Sanditon 3.1 Photo-Recap: It’s My Party I’ll Ship If I Want To
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT. Sanditon, I was KIDDING about Sensible Ralph. I mean, I want the guy to be happy, OF COURSE, but not with Charlotte!! I have to give it to the show, that was a great bit. Make fun of the guy through the whole season and then make him the ultimate punchline. Good for … Continue reading Sanditon 2.6 Photo-Recap: In a While Crocodile
WELL. **giggles forever** Wowzers. I mean. That was a lot. How does one process ALL THAT? Steam, deception, brutish behaviour, confessions, a VERY upsetting scheme, a mesmerizing dance and multiple smooches! The penultimate episode came here to sip some tea and kick ass, and it’s all out of Pekoe. That being said, if Esther’s sanity … Continue reading Sanditon 2.5 Photo-Recap: Sitting in a Tree
Well, well, well, things are really floating to the surface, aren’t they? Alison’s heart really must have sunk. You know what they say, secrets rarely stay submerged. Fine, I’ll stop. Let’s get serious. It was Alison who fell into the water, but it is Charlotte who is drowning in LIES. (Thank you, thank you, I … Continue reading Sanditon 2.4 Photo-Recap: Truth or Drown
You guys, has anyone told Sanditon that we’re only on episode three? Anyone in their DMs? We should probably let them know. Things are happening at such a pace, I’m scared the Sanditon team isn’t aware that they have two full seasons. Things are HAPPENING. People are showing their true colours, triangles are solidifying (with … Continue reading Sanditon 2.3 Photo-Recap: Balloons and Bullsh*t
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