Sanditon 2.6 Photo-Recap: In a While Crocodile

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT.  Sanditon, I was KIDDING about Sensible Ralph. I mean, I want the guy to be happy, OF COURSE, but not with Charlotte!! I have to give it to the show, that was a great bit. Make fun of the guy through the whole season and then make him the ultimate punchline. Good for … Continue reading Sanditon 2.6 Photo-Recap: In a While Crocodile

Sanditon 2.5 Photo-Recap: Sitting in a Tree

WELL. **giggles forever** Wowzers. I mean. That was a lot. How does one process ALL THAT? Steam, deception, brutish behaviour, confessions, a VERY upsetting scheme, a mesmerizing dance and multiple smooches! The penultimate episode came here to sip some tea and kick ass, and it’s all out of Pekoe.  That being said, if Esther’s sanity … Continue reading Sanditon 2.5 Photo-Recap: Sitting in a Tree

Sanditon 2.4 Photo-Recap: Truth or Drown

Well, well, well, things are really floating to the surface, aren’t they? Alison’s heart really must have sunk. You know what they say, secrets rarely stay submerged. Fine, I’ll stop. Let’s get serious. It was Alison who fell into the water, but it is Charlotte who is drowning in LIES. (Thank you, thank you, I … Continue reading Sanditon 2.4 Photo-Recap: Truth or Drown

Sanditon 2.3 Photo-Recap: Balloons and Bullsh*t

You guys, has anyone told Sanditon that we’re only on episode three? Anyone in their DMs? We should probably let them know. Things are happening at such a pace, I’m scared the Sanditon team isn’t aware that they have two full seasons.  Things are HAPPENING. People are showing their true colours, triangles are solidifying (with … Continue reading Sanditon 2.3 Photo-Recap: Balloons and Bullsh*t

Sanditon 2.2 Photo-Recap: Triangle of Triangles

Someone get me an brisé fan because things are heating up! It’s only episode two and we have three (count 'em THREE) love triangles, obvious past beef between our male leads (if that VERY intense stare is any indication), and a schemin’ baby mama!! On Charlotte’s way to her first day at work (like, ever), … Continue reading Sanditon 2.2 Photo-Recap: Triangle of Triangles

Sanditon 2.1 Photo-Recap: Sass and Boobery

There is a stubbornness about Austen fans that never can bear to be frightened at the will of TV networks. Our courage always rises at every attempt to cancel our favourite shows. And boy howdy did that ever work!! Our beloved Sanditon is back for not one, but two seasons, looking to right some wrongs, … Continue reading Sanditon 2.1 Photo-Recap: Sass and Boobery

Squid Game Photo-Recap: Play A Game, They Said, It’ll Be Fun, They Said

Here are the rules. Play All About That Base. Start it now. You can read this recap when AND ONLY WHEN butts are alluded to. I'm watching you through your camera. If you succeed, you get some snark, and my permission to get yourself an ice cream. If I see your eyes moving when are … Continue reading Squid Game Photo-Recap: Play A Game, They Said, It’ll Be Fun, They Said

Expanse Season 2 Photo-Recap; Bobbi in the Middle

Welcooooooome back to my wackadoo recap of a show you all probably saw years ago, and one that I am just now discovering holds the key to my dang heart (you all TOLD me). If you read my recap of season one, then you know I’m recapping this show season-by-season, so as of this moment … Continue reading Expanse Season 2 Photo-Recap; Bobbi in the Middle

The Expanse Season 1 Photo-Recap; The Rossi Posse Gets Saucy

Have you guys ever shown up late to a party and the game of strip-twister is almost over and everyone is already in their underoos, and the punch is mostly just pulp and rum, and someone is crying in the corner, and all the Catan pieces are imbedded in the carpet, and you’re like, “maybe … Continue reading The Expanse Season 1 Photo-Recap; The Rossi Posse Gets Saucy

The Princess Switch: Switched Again; A Photo Recap

Well, friends, here we are. Fate has brought us together to celebrate saccharine Christmas absurdity with not two, but three Vanessa Hudgens. There are so many holiday movies to bring us ridiculously implausible cheer, but how many of those other movies have dopplegangers, royalty, dreamy hunks, mistaken-identity kidnappings, and secret angel-ghost-Santas? Maybe seven? Eight? Ten … Continue reading The Princess Switch: Switched Again; A Photo Recap