Squid Game Photo-Recap: Play A Game, They Said, It’ll Be Fun, They Said

Here are the rules. Play All About That Base. Start it now. You can read this recap when AND ONLY WHEN butts are alluded to. I'm watching you through your camera. If you succeed, you get some snark, and my permission to get yourself an ice cream. If I see your eyes moving when are … Continue reading Squid Game Photo-Recap: Play A Game, They Said, It’ll Be Fun, They Said

Expanse Season 2 Photo-Recap; Bobbi in the Middle

Welcooooooome back to my wackadoo recap of a show you all probably saw years ago, and one that I am just now discovering holds the key to my dang heart (you all TOLD me). If you read my recap of season one, then you know I’m recapping this show season-by-season, so as of this moment … Continue reading Expanse Season 2 Photo-Recap; Bobbi in the Middle

The Expanse Season 1 Photo-Recap; The Rossi Posse Gets Saucy

Have you guys ever shown up late to a party and the game of strip-twister is almost over and everyone is already in their underoos, and the punch is mostly just pulp and rum, and someone is crying in the corner, and all the Catan pieces are imbedded in the carpet, and you’re like, “maybe … Continue reading The Expanse Season 1 Photo-Recap; The Rossi Posse Gets Saucy

The Princess Switch: Switched Again; A Photo Recap

Well, friends, here we are. Fate has brought us together to celebrate saccharine Christmas absurdity with not two, but three Vanessa Hudgens. There are so many holiday movies to bring us ridiculously implausible cheer, but how many of those other movies have dopplegangers, royalty, dreamy hunks, mistaken-identity kidnappings, and secret angel-ghost-Santas? Maybe seven? Eight? Ten … Continue reading The Princess Switch: Switched Again; A Photo Recap

The 100 “The Last War” Photo-Recap; Sorry, the Old Human Race Can’t Come to the Phone Right Now

I write to you now from the past - from a few minutes before I watch the series finale of The 100, when it is still Schrödinger's episode. I have some things to say before this story comes to a close.  So many, “long time listener first time caller” comments have been made on my … Continue reading The 100 “The Last War” Photo-Recap; Sorry, the Old Human Race Can’t Come to the Phone Right Now

The 100 “The Dying of the Light” Photo-Recap; Just Replace the Bulb Maybe

Indulge me in a thought exercise. Let’s pretend, just for the time it takes you to read this recap, that Bellamy Blake fell through a wormhole and ended up in an alternate universe populated only by Matilda the mutated gorilla and her mutated gorilla family. Let’s also pretend that Clarke is the woman we have … Continue reading The 100 “The Dying of the Light” Photo-Recap; Just Replace the Bulb Maybe

The 100 “A Sort of Homecoming” Photo-Recap; SIGH

Imagine, if you will, an alternate reality where we got an episode like A Sort of Homecoming, with reunions and hugs and great dialogue and action and a touching death scene (look at that, they DO know how to give a beloved character a good death), and heroism and banter and cute dancing… and it … Continue reading The 100 “A Sort of Homecoming” Photo-Recap; SIGH

The 100 “Blood Giant” Photo-Recap; The Head and the Disposable Plot Device

Why are ghosts such bad liars?  Because you can see right through them.  Heh. … heh.  Look, I know you came here for jokes, but I just don’t know how successful I’ll be in trying to laugh through the pain this time. I’ve recapped this show since the very first episode, and even when I … Continue reading The 100 “Blood Giant” Photo-Recap; The Head and the Disposable Plot Device

The 100 “The Stranger” Photo-Recap; You’ve Changed, Man

Excuse me, but I need a minute or seventeen or calm the sweet heck down, and make my heart stop trying to palpitate its way to Mars. THE ANXIETY that came with fearing for the Beautiful Creepster’s life was off the charts (and the chart is SO BIG!).   Please don’t take him from us, The … Continue reading The 100 “The Stranger” Photo-Recap; You’ve Changed, Man

The 100 “Etherea” Photo-Recap; Conversion Excursion

WELCOOOOOOOOOOOME BAAAAAAAAAACK, Bellamy Blake! It was very, VERY nice to see you again, even if you did drink allllllllllll the Kool-Aid. Just all of it. I’m not sure there’s any Kool-Aid left for anyone else. It’s pretty sugary, so you should probably brush your teeth.  The heart has returned to the show, and his first … Continue reading The 100 “Etherea” Photo-Recap; Conversion Excursion