I’m a writer with an alarming dependency on ice cream.
(I’m Wayne)
(party on)
I also write books (stay tuned) (please) and musical comedies.
I like ice cream. Did I mention that? That’s important.
I love to travel.
My go-to shower song is Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog.
All snark is my own.
The Outsiders made me want to be a writer.
One time I was walking in Toronto and a man on a bench yelled, “exquisite calves!” and I wanted to yell back ‘cool, thanks!’ but it came out “CANK!” and I think that about sums me up.
In closing, here’s a picture of me as Carl from Up.
You can find me on Bluesky, Threads, TikTok and YouTube, until the inevitable App War, and then you can find me on whichever one prevails.
Thanks for coming! Stay safe out there!
Toni Watches 
Hi! I don’t know if you’re interested in suggestions of shows to recap or not, but if you are, let me suggest Legacies. It’s a fantasy show about a school for witches, vampires, and werewolves. It’s a spin-off of The Originals, which was in turn a spin-off of The Vampire Diaries, but it’s really not much like either of those shows. Much more magical-teenage-high-school and much less angsty-vampires-cursed-with-a-tragic-immortal-existence.
Anyway, I thought you might like it and want to recap it. 🙂
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Thank you for the suggestion! I’ll look into it. 🙂
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I agree with Acorn Amy. Legacies is custom-made for your hilariously snarky humor. Stay safe!!!
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Sanditon
just read all your posts. Hysterical, haven’t laughed so much in a couple of years. Many thanks, Louisa
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