THE ADVENTURE SQUAD IS BACK!
It has been ten long months since we said a sad, “see ya later alligator” to Clarke, Bellamy, everyone’s favourite ‘Grounder Pounder’, Kane and Abby’s sexual tension, the killer Gorilla, and everyone else we love in this violent, compelling, morally ambiguous masterpiece.
HOW ARE YOU? For real, guys, how did you hold up? Did you get through the dark days by re-watching old episodes? Did you write The 100 fan-fic where Anya comes back as a zombie and teams up with the ghost of the Mountain King, where by day they are private detectives, and by night they are a chart-topping pop-rock duo? Did you gain 36.2 pounds because you ate all your feelings of longing for your favourite teen adventure?
Just me?
You guys, The 100 is back, and with it all the horror, violence, WHAT THE EFFING EFF moments, CGI dinners, and sassy sass that we’ve all missed so damn much.
Season Three began with a much needed time jump, which hadn’t happened in the show to date, with the exception of the 2 days after Finn went bonkers and murdered a peaceful village in the name of love (oh, teens!). The show hit the ground running (yes, that was a pun, did you miss me?) in the pilot, and never, ever stopped. Season 2 picked up the moment Season 1 signed off, which meant that no one got the chance to take a breath.
I’ve never done the math (because it’s nearly impossible for me, my taxes are just crayon drawings of me shrugging), but I’m fairly certain both seasons 1 and 2 spanned about two months. Right? Maybe three? That is A LOT of stuff to go down in a short time. So, yes, it was imperative that the people we’ve grown to love (yes, that includes the Red Shirts), got some time to enjoy their hard-fought-for peace before shit inevitably covered all the fans.
They have cars! They have a “wall”, and alpha units or whatever, and they’ve scavenged the Mountain, and Jasper is a bit of a manic, and Bellamy has a hot new girlfriend (seriously though, how many of you are SO MAD right now… you know I love your shipping passion… give it to me!).
Anyway, what I’m saying is, I’m so very, VERY happy to see all our old friends, and discover what they’ve been up to in the past three months. Let’s dive in!
The episode began with everyone’s favourite Beautiful Creepster, who probably got inspired by the likes of Wild, and Into the Wild, and Wild Things, and decided now was the time to do some solo self-reflection and really get to know himself, you know?
While Murphy was learning about himself, he ALSO learned that Alie modeled her avatar after her creator, and that her main objective was to help the world, which she believed had too many people. I wonder if she gets together with Skynet and Ultron to laugh about how stupid humans are for making them in the first place. Stupid humans.
Then the doors opened and Murphy stumbled into the world, straight into the pompous arms of Jaha. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
UGH. THIS GUY. I understand the show needs a wackadoo with a messiah complex in order for this storyline to work, but does he have to be so unlikable? Not only has he engaged in the most offensive practice of all (a half-goatee), he offered zero explanation as to why he kept Murphy locked in a bunker for three months. Murphy is a smart dude, and I sincerely hope he does NOT drink Jaha’s particular brand of douchey Kool-aid.
Back at Ark camp (now called Arkadia, because even the Arkers are so over Jaha), Lincoln’s abs were leading a fight class, when he was gifted a very special jacket.
Lincoln is still in the Grounder dog house, so he can’t go out and play.
Abby and Kane tried to talk over the sound of their screaming sexual tension about how they sent out search parties, but Clarke is so badass that she’ll only be found when she wants to be found. Then Kane got an e-vite party invitation and had to skedaddle outta there.
Bellamy was rounding up the Adventure Squad, when he hit a bit of a drunken snag.
One could argue that Jasper knew Maya for maybe a month, MAYBE, and that in this horrible post-apocalyptic horror show, one has to just suck it up and move on in order to survive. For example, Clarke had to stab Finn to death, and went about her business. BUT, then one could argue that Jasper’s reaction is 100% valid and that EVERYONE on this show should be having mental breakdowns, drinking their brain cells away, and smiling when someone is about to slit their throat, because life in this show is a never ending slideshow of nightmares. So… you do you, Jasper.
Anyway, then Bellamy kissed a girl, and I think I felt the ground quake with shipper outrage, and I am SO PUMPED to see how this unfolds. This is The 100, after all, so this chick is likely very awesome and kickass, and I am already intrigued by her alluring curls and obvious scavenge prowess. Unfortunately, any impression she left on me was overshadowed by the one-two punch of the appearance of the greatest gift The 100 has ever provided (Raven), and Miller’s sass.
Oh, and Octavia was on a horse. I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT IS CURRENTLY GOING ON.
The impromptu Adventure Squad sing-a-long was interrupted by a beacon from one of the Ark stations that fell from the sky in a fiery inferno. Naturally, everyone was on board for an Adventure Squad detour.
Meanwhile, Jaha shaved Murphy and gave him a haircut, which was kinda rude? Murphy didn’t say anything about it, but maybe he really liked his Castaway motif! Anyway, we learned that the “City of Lights” is basically a knock-off poor man’s Mind Palace. Right? You only go there in your head? Ugh. Jaha.
The Adventure Squad followed the beacon to the edge of the Ice Nation, and found some friendly border guards. Octavia tried to flash her Grounder passport, but then Jasper decided to step in.
The Adventure Squad had to shoot the Ice Nation border guards, but I’m sure that’s the last we’ll hear about that. It’s fine.
Then Bellamy and Monty got the same e-vite the Kane got, and look who sent it!
Indra! It’s Indra, you guys! Huzzah! She informed the Squad that Clarke is being hunted by all the people, ever, because I guess whoever kills her gets a thousand points in Mario Kart, or something. I couldn’t even worry about it, I was just too excited to see Indra’s intense, grumpy face!
Speaking of Clarke, she was busy being a jerk to animals.
She killed it like she’s some kind of forest warrior nymph, but I think the REAL thing we took away from this scene is that Clarke is now a redhead. HOW? Is she dying her hair with berries? Or blood? Or the same Kool aid that Jaha is serving? Anyway, she took it to a trading post, where she ran into some Grounders who were looking for her.
The trader lady straight-up lied to these fine gentleman in order to save Clarke. The dudes were all, “seems legit” and left, which gave Clarke a chance to get to know her host a little better, who, as it turns out, is a #TeamClarke groupie.
Clarke and this lady had some sexy time. Good for them! I was a bit concerned about Clarke’s gaping wound, but whatevs, you get yours, girl!
Back at Ark Camp, Octavia and Lincoln were having a dispute about their relationship expectations.
We’ve all been there.
Jaha tried to give the Beautiful Creepster what looked like a fancy mint so he could go to the City of Light Mind Palace himself. I think? I honestly tune out whenever Jaha talks. What made me tune back in was this delightful vision.
Emori!!! Emori is back, you guys! If you’ll recall, she has an awesome Ninja Turtle hand, and once flirted with our Beautiful Creepster by holding a large knife to his throat. Teens! Naturally, Murphy decided to join them to see where this flirtation is going.
On a more important note, we NEED to talk about Gideon.
I AM IN LOVE. He’s obviously a tad mutated from the radiation, but there’s so much more going on here. How did he become employed by a hologram? Why is this grown man wearing a backpack? What is IN said backpack? Why are his shoulders slumped like he has no self-confidence? I would watch an entire season of Gideon awkwardly showing us around his home, proudly displaying his finger paintings.
Anyway, then some ethereally gorgeous teen tried to steal something, and Raven was all, “sing for us, monkey”, and he did, and I thought, “wow! This kid should be a professional crooner,” then I looked him up, and he is already. So. Good work, team. Jasper, however, was not having it.
Jasper isn’t just going off the deep end, guys. He jumped already. He’s swimming around without his water wings. It’s hurting my heart.
Meanwhile, Bellamy and Co. found themselves in a pickle, trapped between two trees, and Clarke got nabbed while trying to attempt the ol’ no-talk-walk.
AWWWWW DAMN!
Okay, you guys, that was it. I will ask you again, HOW ARE YOU DOING? The 100 has graced our screens again, and suddenly the world in general seems like a better place? I don’t know. Colours are brighter, coffee tastes better, and there’s a growing warmth in my heart that can only be fueled by sassy, terror-filled teen violence.
This was a world-building episode. I know, I know, it’s only been three months, but this is The 100, and time never stops in this glorious haven of plot development. Change barrels forward, and we needed this episode to realign ourselves with this new regime. Wanheda Part 1 brought us into the changed world of The 100, introduced us to the new conflict brewing, and reminded us why we love these characters so much (hint: it’s the sass).
On a scale of 1 to MY HEART HAS EXPLODED WITH THE PUREST OF JOY, how happy are you that The 100 is back?
SOME STUFF
- The episode immediately solved the mystery that boggled my mind at the close of Season 2… where did the body go?? Well, two bro-dudes carried him away.
- “No kill marks.” – “My back’s not big enough.”
- I didn’t comment on the drama with Raven’s leg, and her throwing sass at Abby, because too much other important stuff was going on, but I do love how we’re still seeing the consequences of an injury sustained in Season 1.
- “You pushed Wick away…” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT WHY??? *stomps foot* *lays on ground and pounds it with fists* *throws up*
- Miller has a boyfriend? Yessssssssssssssss. I’m a little sad it’s not Monty, but hey, I’ll take it!
- Murphy thought about killing himself, and went so far as to put the gun under his chin. Being alone with yourself for three months (not knowing if you’ll ever get out) would be tough on anyone, but for a guy like Murphy, who has unspeakable guilt about all the stuff he’s done, would be literal torture. Of course he’s going to put a gun to his chin. I LOVED that he chose not to go through with it. Murphy is a dark character, but at the end of the day, he wants to live, which means he still has hope. I just really liked this whole sequence, okay?
- Clarke’s new lady friend has a bracelet from the Ark. WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
- Monty singing along to the Violent Femmes was so awkwardly adorable that for years to come, in times of despair, I will watch this moment to feel better. Monty just doesn’t seem like a Violent Femmes kind of guy, you know?
- Let’s say Anya DID come back as a zombie and teamed up with the Mountain King… what would the name of their pop-rock band be? Royally Grounded? Dante’s Reapferno? Anya’s Jacket?
Okay bye see youuuuuuuuuu!
[Originally Posted January 2016 on tv.com]
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BeautifulCreepster Apr 30, 2017
Am I the only one who was genuinely upset by the fact that Jasper cut his hair? I miss the long cute hair that made him look like a little puppy dog
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Silvana_C Feb 09, 2016
Captain Vane is on this show!!!!! OMG!!!
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AnnieC12 Jan 31, 2016
Honestly, I can’t believe the way Jasper, Monty, Raven, Miller, and Bellamy sang and danced to the Violent Femmes like that. They know that Clarke has a no fun policy!
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plaknas Jan 30, 2016
missed it
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ash7 Jan 29, 2016
Glad you’re back! I loved your joke about doing your taxes. That is all.
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Robespierre Jan 28, 2016
10 bucks says Clark will use the nuclear bomb to wipe out the Ice Nation in the finale, LOL 😀
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plaknas Jan 30, 2016
And next season she’ll go after Jaha
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nickmoose Jan 28, 2016
First paragraph back and you already mentioned the Gorilla! Bravo! See, this is why you are the best person to write reviews for this show! I am glad to see Toni still watches!
I’ll need some more time to think about the name for Anya and the Mountain King’s band. Maybe “Mountain of Love”? Whatever they call it, they need to cover “Don’t Fear the Reaper”.
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AcornArmy Jan 28, 2016
When Jaha says that ALIE saved everyone, he could mean it literally, in the digital sense. She may have recorded everyone’s memory and personality somehow before the bombs hit, saved it to hard drives or whatever, some kind of long-term computer storage. If that’s true, then it’s possible that much of the population of Earth from before the bombs is still alive in some sense, or at least still as capable of conscious thought as ALIE herself is. And what is a person, if not their mind and memory?
If this is true, then destroying ALIE could also mean destroying all of those recorded minds. Way to up the death-toll for Season 3, Rothenberg.
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Tummelisa Mar 05, 2016
What a terrible thought, having some kind of consciousness as an individual, but no body anymore. I’d rather be dead a thousand times.
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Toni_watches Jan 28, 2016
Interesting theory!
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daisymae2u Jan 26, 2016
I am so happy The 100 is back!!! I am also thrilled to have your recaps back too. They are such a great cherry and whipped cream on top of the Sundae that is The 100.
I loved this episode. I think the time jump, was a great tool for moving the plot forward after so much horror. I do wonder when Lexa will show back up and what road the evilish Jaha will be heading us down. But I am psyched to be back with my 100 loving peeps:)
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Kateaz220 Jan 26, 2016
I loved almost everything about this episode (aside from hurt Raven of course). I also really appreciated that they finally slipped in an explanation for the conspicuous lack of teen pregnancies on this show. Contraceptive implants were my theory from the start, but it is curious to think about the fact that they left those implants in when the kids were sent to Earth. Remember when the council was sure that everyone on the Ark was gonna die and Jaha made a speech about how the human race would live on through the 100 who were already on the ground? Um… how exactly was that gonna happen. I guess the implants might have just stopped working on their own with time, or maybe Clarke could have removed them, or maybe I am just way overthinking things. Lol.
So I am seeing a lot of comments ragging on Octavia for being mean to Lincoln about trying to assimilate and all that. Now really, I have to defend my girl here. Lincoln was wearing a GUARD jacket. That’s the uniform of the people who terrorized Octavia’s family when she was a child, forcing her to hide under the floor while they inspected and putting her mom in the situation of having to sleep with them for protection from surprise inspections. That’s the uniform of the people who arrested Octavia’s mom for having a second child and brought her to her execution, then arrested Octavia and threw her in prison awaiting execution on her 18th birthday for the crime of being born. Octavia HATES guards. And for all the people saying that she only was with the grounders for maybe a month or whatever, yeah, but the grounders were also the only people who accepted and even respected Octavia on her own terms in her entire life so far. She’d barely met any Sky People before being sent to the ground, and the experiences she did have didn’t make her feel very kindly towards them. Then she meets Lincoln, a grounder, who saves her life, and her “people” promptly take him home and torture him. While in her own camp Octavia is called “grounder pounder” and mostly either regarded as crazy or ignored altogether, with the grounders she is almost immediately adopted as second by the leader of TonDC and trained as a warrior. Of course she identifies with the grounders more than with the Sky People. Of course she doesn’t want Lincoln turning into a Sky Person, worse: a guard. It totally makes sense with her character and backstory.
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mellafe Jan 25, 2016
THANK YOU. This was hilarious. It reminded me of the recaps I used to read over at Livejournal when I was a young pretty thing. Kinda. Haha. I love every single thing you wrote here. I’ll def. be back for each recap of the show. 😀
Also, “I honestly tune out whenever Jaha talks.” ME TOO. Urgh.
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modernfamily120 Jan 25, 2016
I forgot how amazing these photo recaps are! Great job as always!
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berthachamber Jan 25, 2016
Welcome back! I love these reviews. I actually misplaced my bookmark of your page and started looking a week before the premiere. Like others, I was worried after I saw that your last post was in October. Your reviews are often as good as, if not better than, the actual episodes. I’m definitely happy that the show is back, but the episode seemed to fly by. Also, the part with Shawn Mendes just seemed like one of those unnecessary cameos and his singing felt less in tune with the tone of the show then the delinquents singing inside the jeep. I hope they get the pacing right with the next episode and leave out the weird out-of-place moments.
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AnyaBabko Jan 24, 2016
The episode wasn’t long enough! Time went by way, waaay, too fast. I checked the time on 40 minutes in and cried out in despair, “I don’t wanna wait another whole week after 10 months of going crazy in a dark room rewatching s1-s2 every-single-day!”
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MichelleHood24 Jan 24, 2016
Great review as always.
Wow welcome back onto the beautiful messy crazy train that is THE 100. Loved every single moment of this episode you can see how they’ve all changed since last season and rightly so. Jasper should be messed up ok fair enough but was his relationship with her that deep and evolved, I think not and sorry but he really should have stayed home. I loved the car scene when they just got to breath and have fun I’d love to see some more of that as well as that guy singing he was great like really good and then jasper had to ruin it ahhhhhh. Ive always been team bellemy and Clark and always will be but they’re not there yet so I’m ok with him seeing this new girl and I’ll be ok if Clark sleeps her way through the grounder camp (she needs some fun and loving) especially with mr sexy bounty hunter man, maybe he belongs to lexis as clan and he can train Clark be someone for her. Jaha still bothers me but that’s just me. I miss wick I really need an explanation why he left and what’s wrong with Ravens leg/hip, just drug her Abby and fix her.
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spudchick Jan 30, 2016
Apparently the actor who played Wick was a meanspirited bro-biggot, according to notes from Kaitlin’s review. I’m sorry to see Wick go too, but not the actor if indeed reports are accurate of what he was tweeting.
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MichelleHood24 Jan 30, 2016
Oh what a shame. Look me personally I’m a big believer that everybody deserves there privacy and celebrities are no different what they do in there private life is none of our business and if a normal person did half the stuff the celebs are getting crucified for nobody would care, but if he did say inappropriate stuff than that’s just bad form but I think as an actor if the other cast was still willing to work with him that’s they should kept him on if the cast especially the actress who plays Raven wasn’t comfortable than no see yah later butt head. I’ll still miss his character I just hope they can find someone that can match Raven be there for her romanticly and emotionally but still his own character with his own stuff to do.
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carnsolus Jan 24, 2016
I only really liked octavia in that one flashback where she’s the damsel in distress and her brother’s trying to protect her
maybe that says too much about me as a person 😛
I did like lincoln a lot more before his facial paint and so was removed. He looks a lot less intimidating without it… and (to me) not particularly goodlooking
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TakumiBorgens Jan 24, 2016
I was worried when I saw that you hadn’t posted since October but imagine my delight at realizing that its here so soon after the episode. These make my day so much better and you catch things I don’t. So thank you for being so spot on.
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spudchick Jan 30, 2016
After trying to do just one photo recap myself, I realized it must have resulted in a Merlin-esque level of exhaustion for Toni to have churned out so many recaps, requiring a profound sleep of ages to reconstitute.
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YoYoJonSnow Jan 24, 2016
I cosign with everyone saying these recaps are the best part of the show’s return.
Bellarke preferences aside, TPTB cast the one actress with whom Bob Morley shares zero chemistry. I like the idea of this lady, and Bellamy having a supportive partner, but Bob Morley is hot like fire and Bellamy has more chemistry with the jeep’s stereo system than his own girlfriend. Thank goodness for shirtless wrestling.
“Add it Up” is a sexy, dirty, nasty song. I love that it’s what the teens decided to karaoke in the car. Sounds about right.
Octavia is the worst. She only sees the world in black and white and refuses to consider perspective. After all this time on the ground, you’d think she’d understand that people to terrible things to survive, but she only sees through her own very narrow tunnel vision. Lincoln is weak because he’s trying to assimilate after suffering a crippling addiction and banishment from his people? There’s a kill order on his head and it’s not good enough for her that he wants peace? Screw you, Octavia. Where’s a sea monster when you need one?
I didn’t notice Gideon during my initial viewing but this recap made me rewatch, and I’ve decided his backpack contains Clarke’s hair dye, Murphy’s lifetime supply of booze and crackers, the other half of Jaha’s goatee, and maybe Marsellus Wallace’s soul. Clearly, he has tea parties with Frederick in his spare time.
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RogersOfTexas Jan 23, 2016
The usual infestation of millennial cliches but overall, agreed: spectacular episode. Honestly though, I’m not sure whether I’m happier that the show is back or that your stellar reviews are back. I haven’t chuckled so hard all week.
I noticed CC on some of your screen caps. Am I the only one who’s noticed lack of audio quality during dialog on our favorite show?
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gnomeless Jan 23, 2016
Oh-mer-gerd! So, yeah, that happened.
1. Toni, your mention of coffee poured salt in a very fresh wound. I quit caffeine and sugar. (Again. *sigh* I don’t want to talk about it.) I hate everything and everybody right now.
2. I liked the Bellamy intro. Clarke doesn’t exactly speak for the Sky People right now. Nice allusion there. Very subtle. Kudos to the 100 team for their attention to detail.
3. The beautiful creepster grew on me last season. We have a complex relationship. A like from hate kinda thing. And after that magnificent losing-his-mind scene, dare I say love? I mean his character arc, I think, has barely begun, but has been beautifully done so far. I wanna say he’s got an inner Bernie Sanders and will be a mutant representative in the inaugural New World government. JS
4. Yeah. I don’t like Jaha either. But ya know what I do like, Isaiah is effing committed. He’s like, if I’m going to be unlikable, then I’m gonna do it right. Idk if it’s just me, but Jaha is like the Kim Jong-un of the 100, no one likes him. But, morally ambiguous protagonists work because, hey, it could be worse. Amiright? ;0)
5. Maybe they have henna at the Ice Nation hairdresser. As far as where Clarke is right now, I’m withholding any opinions until I see more.
6. I will say, oh 100 writers, you did that on purpose. Poking the Shipper beast. After Bellamy *gasp* kissed Not-Clarke, I imagined all the hardcore bellarkers sharpening stakes and what not. I’m a shipper, no doubt. It’s okay, though. I’m patient.
7. Hey Indra!
8. I get it Jasper. You had your very first true love and your buddies killed her. I won’t begrudge him a little crazy. With all that has happened, any character who doesn’t have at least one mini breakdown is probably a sociopath. So, it’s okay little buddy, as Toni says, “You do you.” And as much as I love the Jasper-Monty best friends forever thing, dynamic characters have staying power and I want our little loves to stay.
There are a million different things to talk about, we are catching up with a lot of characters.
Great job Toni! PS I finally joined the Twitter and followed you!
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RogersOfTexas Jan 23, 2016
“Bounce me from Grey’s Anatomy? Well here’s my revenge.”
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Elinix Jan 23, 2016
Thank you for being back! And thank God that the 100 is back. Everything suddenly feels right in the world. Colors brighter, air tastes sweeter, the works.
I have an idea for a supernatural spin off with the deceased characters. It would take place at a private detective office and feature The Disembodied Voice of the Mountain King as the stern but loving boss, Zombie Anya as the seen-it-all pro, Ghost Detective Finn as ambitious by-the-book new guy and Pilgrim Funny Man just doing his thing. Obviously called “Hello from the other side”. Thoughts?
Also, a given band name that needs to happen at some point is Bellamy and the Bonkers Bros. Just sayin.
Lastly I’m introducing a regular feature: Top Toni of the week!
This first week is a tie between:
“I have a passion for interpretive dance!”
and
“He says Adele lives in his soul”
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gnomeless Jan 23, 2016
My favs were: “The Adventure Squad had to shoot the Ice Nation border guards, but I’m sure that’s the last we’ll hear about that. It’s fine.” and “So… you do you, Jasper.”
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Toni_watches Jan 23, 2016
You need to make that fan fic happen.
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Elinix Jan 24, 2016
I just might 😉
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Elinix Jan 23, 2016
Just realised, that band has already happened. It’s an acapella group. Beacuse of course it is. Still hoping for a reunion with the original members, though I hear Finn is hard to get a hold of these days.
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BereniceAndrea Jan 23, 2016
Your review was spot on, I love you man. The episode was perfect, so was this.
Sass was much needed.
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EllaPreuss Jan 23, 2016
Oh you KNOW fanfic kept me alive. I so needed this show to be back, I love it.
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Loralee_jk Jan 23, 2016
When they said “Miller has a boyfriend” I was like “Umm, ark relationships don’t count once you get to the ground” Like, they haven’t been in space for 6 months at this point. Also who of the original 100 even remembers/cares who they lost on the ark??!
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Chocolatier Jan 23, 2016
So if your partner went missing, you’d just forget about them after a few months? ….cool
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Loralee_jk Jan 23, 2016
First off, Murphy looked HOT AF with his new hair & facial hair. Wish he kept it.
Second, Octavia’s being a bitch. don’t tell Lincon how to act. He can do whatever he wants. Sleeping outside doesn’t make you a Grounder. And saying “at least you still speak the language” Girl who do you think taught you! You can’t be that great at it after only 5ish months either.
Third, Jasper get over it. You knew her for 3 weeks, 3 months ago.
Lastly. Bellemy & Clarke’s new lovers will be dead before the end of the season.
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Robespierre Jan 23, 2016
“Bellemy & Clarke’s new lovers will be dead before the end of the season.”
lol, you know it!
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Loralee_jk Feb 06, 2016
1 Down…
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Robespierre Jan 23, 2016
Great recap, as always! 🙂 Good to have the adventure squad back!
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RussellFalcon Jan 23, 2016
I’m not going to lie, an episode is not complete till I get to read your photo recap, please.keep doing what you’re doing, love it!
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illini_Jen Jan 22, 2016
Plz link to that Anya zombie fan fic. I hope it has good ships that I can post on tumblr about.
I’m all in on these photo recaps. This was my first one and it went down like butter. If drinking butter were a thing.
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gnomeless Jan 23, 2016
If it’s not, it should be. Mmm, Kerrygold.
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thesillylovesong Jan 22, 2016
“THE ADVENTURE SQUAD IS BACK!”
– AND YOU TOO, TONI!
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commandershepard Jan 22, 2016
“Abby and Kane tried to talk over the sound of their screaming sexual tension” HA. Yeah those looks they were giving eachother. If David hadn’t walked in…
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AcornArmy Jan 22, 2016
Great to see another one of your recaps, it really is. 🙂
Man, the only problem with having watched the first episode of Season 3 is that now we have to wait a week to watch the NEXT episode of Season 3. Damn.
I loved the whole singing roadtrip thing. That was cool. And, of course, even for that Octavia was sort of present, but still outside the car on a horse, doing her own thing. It kind of makes me sad that she never really seems to feel like she’s one of them. She probably has more in common with Clarke than with anyone else at this point, but that doesn’t help much, since she hates Clarke now. (For fair reason, but still.)
Anyone else wondering if Jaha’s City of Light meditation thing is some sort of ALIE version of the Matrix?
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illini_Jen Jan 22, 2016
The CoL is TOTALLY the matrix.
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Klaussays Jan 22, 2016
Perfect…I realized how much i loved this show when i was so happy to see fledgling characters like: Harper, Monroe and MIller..Even Emori brought a smile to my face and she was in one episode.
I loved the part when Abbys Medical helper says she needs to get back to removing the ‘contraceptive implants’. All that unprotected sex with no pregnancies finally explained.
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gnomeless Jan 23, 2016
And there are children in camp. I didn’t realize that, I didn’t remember children in the Ark hail mary scene.
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Klaussays Jan 24, 2016
Neither do i…But there have been children since last season.
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gnomeless Jan 24, 2016
Hern? I guess they made it down in one of the Ark pieces.
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Charissa29 Jan 22, 2016
So glad you are back! I was waiting for this! These recaps slay me! Looking forward to next week. Luckily Isaiah Washington can really act , but Jaha getting screen time is dull! Clarke is back next week! Yay! The real Clarke!
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KendraNutt Jan 22, 2016
More importantly what would the name be for Lincoln’s boy band acapella group and who else would be apart of said group? Bellamy for sure, but would it also include Monty, Miller and Jasper? What would be the name of their first album?
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daisymae2u Jan 26, 2016
in response to “More importantly what would the name be for Lincoln’s boy band acapella group and who else would be apart of said group?” How about the Reapafellas: And I know I want Lincoln, Monty, and sassy Miller. I think Wick looks like he could be a crooner too…
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Elinix Jan 23, 2016
Bellamy and the Bonkes Bros!
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