I write to you now from the past - from a few minutes before I watch the series finale of The 100, when it is still Schrödinger's episode. I have some things to say before this story comes to a close. So many, “long time listener first time caller” comments have been made on my … Continue reading The 100 “The Last War” Photo-Recap; Sorry, the Old Human Race Can’t Come to the Phone Right Now
Indulge me in a thought exercise. Let’s pretend, just for the time it takes you to read this recap, that Bellamy Blake fell through a wormhole and ended up in an alternate universe populated only by Matilda the mutated gorilla and her mutated gorilla family. Let’s also pretend that Clarke is the woman we have … Continue reading The 100 “The Dying of the Light” Photo-Recap; Just Replace the Bulb Maybe
Imagine, if you will, an alternate reality where we got an episode like A Sort of Homecoming, with reunions and hugs and great dialogue and action and a touching death scene (look at that, they DO know how to give a beloved character a good death), and heroism and banter and cute dancing… and it … Continue reading The 100 “A Sort of Homecoming” Photo-Recap; SIGH
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them. Heh. … heh. Look, I know you came here for jokes, but I just don’t know how successful I’ll be in trying to laugh through the pain this time. I’ve recapped this show since the very first episode, and even when I … Continue reading The 100 “Blood Giant” Photo-Recap; The Head and the Disposable Plot Device
Excuse me, but I need a minute or seventeen or calm the sweet heck down, and make my heart stop trying to palpitate its way to Mars. THE ANXIETY that came with fearing for the Beautiful Creepster’s life was off the charts (and the chart is SO BIG!). Please don’t take him from us, The … Continue reading The 100 “The Stranger” Photo-Recap; You’ve Changed, Man
WELCOOOOOOOOOOOME BAAAAAAAAAACK, Bellamy Blake! It was very, VERY nice to see you again, even if you did drink allllllllllll the Kool-Aid. Just all of it. I’m not sure there’s any Kool-Aid left for anyone else. It’s pretty sugary, so you should probably brush your teeth. The heart has returned to the show, and his first … Continue reading The 100 “Etherea” Photo-Recap; Conversion Excursion
Hey guys! Thanks for coming to my blog even though there wasn’t an episode again this week. SO BIZARRE how it was just a blank screen for 42 minutes, huh? Like, NOTHING upsetting happened because nothing happened at all. I mean, it’s a weird choice, but I’ll accept it. So I guess we can just … Continue reading The 100 “A Little Sacrifice” Photo-Recap; She’s a Real Gem
Things are HAPPENING. Violent things! Sexy things! Disturbing things! Confusing things! We got a flashback episode and we STILL don’t know how deep into the kool-aid punch bowl our girls are. Were they somehow aware of being tested, or did they really think they were knifing Hope in the THROAT? Is Levitt for-realsies in love … Continue reading The 100 “The Flock” Photo-Recap; Get the Flock Out of There
Yep. Uhm hmmmmm, yes, thank you... *nods* Yes. Good. Back in season whatever when we learned of the Grounders’ culture, or when Ipadicus first showed us a zany cult leader, or when BunkerKru first inhabited their cult-digs, or when we learned about Becca and the bombs and Polaris and the first commander and the flame … Continue reading The 100 “Anaconda” Photo Recap; Oh My Gosh, Look at Her Brains, Look at, Look at, Look at, Look, at Her Brains
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA WHAT. Season 7 is a bonkers, twisty sci-fi ride that I don’t want to get off of. There’s so much going on all at once! It’s like a plot-filled funhouse of sensory overload, and I am DIGGING IT. Gabe has gone full Disciple! Dreamboat Kid Captain has teamed up with Bonnie (of Bonnie and … Continue reading The 100 “The Queen’s Gambit” Photo-Recap; Yaaaaaaaas Queen!
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