I write to you now from the past - from a few minutes before I watch the series finale of The 100, when it is still Schrödinger's episode. I have some things to say before this story comes to a close. So many, “long time listener first time caller” comments have been made on my … Continue reading The 100 “The Last War” Photo-Recap; Sorry, the Old Human Race Can’t Come to the Phone Right Now
Excuse me, but I need a minute or seventeen or calm the sweet heck down, and make my heart stop trying to palpitate its way to Mars. THE ANXIETY that came with fearing for the Beautiful Creepster’s life was off the charts (and the chart is SO BIG!). Please don’t take him from us, The … Continue reading The 100 “The Stranger” Photo-Recap; You’ve Changed, Man
WELCOOOOOOOOOOOME BAAAAAAAAAACK, Bellamy Blake! It was very, VERY nice to see you again, even if you did drink allllllllllll the Kool-Aid. Just all of it. I’m not sure there’s any Kool-Aid left for anyone else. It’s pretty sugary, so you should probably brush your teeth. The heart has returned to the show, and his first … Continue reading The 100 “Etherea” Photo-Recap; Conversion Excursion
Things are HAPPENING. Violent things! Sexy things! Disturbing things! Confusing things! We got a flashback episode and we STILL don’t know how deep into the kool-aid punch bowl our girls are. Were they somehow aware of being tested, or did they really think they were knifing Hope in the THROAT? Is Levitt for-realsies in love … Continue reading The 100 “The Flock” Photo-Recap; Get the Flock Out of There
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA WHAT. Season 7 is a bonkers, twisty sci-fi ride that I don’t want to get off of. There’s so much going on all at once! It’s like a plot-filled funhouse of sensory overload, and I am DIGGING IT. Gabe has gone full Disciple! Dreamboat Kid Captain has teamed up with Bonnie (of Bonnie and … Continue reading The 100 “The Queen’s Gambit” Photo-Recap; Yaaaaaaaas Queen!
They thought the nightmare was over when they defeated the evil Mountain Man. They thought they were on a fun space exploration. They thought they were safe. They. Were. Wrong. This summer, join the Adventure Squad on another spooky tale of terror, but this time, WITH ALIENS. The scares are scarier, the creepiness creepier, and … Continue reading The 100 “Nakara” Photo Recap; Nightmare on Arkadia Street 2; Spaceventure Squad of Terror
WELL WELL WELL, I love it when a plan comes together… and then falls apart spectacularly. So many failures! So many second shots! So many MORE failures! Ugh, I love it. The fifth episode of the season, Welcome to Bardo delivered on the promises the show has been making since the first episode. The Anomalsquad … Continue reading The 100 “Welcome to Bardo” Photo Recap; Mind-Movie Marathon
Well, well, well, now we’re cooking with gas! Hesperides brought our squads one step closer to that sweet sweet reunion we all crave, while at the same time bringing them soooooooo much further apart. Sanctumventure Squad is now hip to the wise about the planet-hopping roller coaster in their back yard, and the Anomalsquad is … Continue reading The 100 “Hesperides” Photo-Recap; Ghoster Coaster
Before I dive in to the ridiculous, I’d like to share this link, which will help you choose where to donate in order to support Black Lives Matter. It's helpful in understanding where funds are most needed at this time, and what your money will go towards; whether you want to help with bail for … Continue reading The 100 “False Gods” Photo-Recap; These Go Up To Eleven
YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYS, did The 100 just build a whole new world containing a loving family for us to invest our hearts in within the span of 40 minutes?? Why yes, yes it did. Add onto that the overarching mythology (which you KNOW I love), and I’m forced to add The Garden onto my list of … Continue reading The 100 “The Garden” Photo-Recap; In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
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