The 100 “The Last War” Photo-Recap; Sorry, the Old Human Race Can’t Come to the Phone Right Now

I write to you now from the past - from a few minutes before I watch the series finale of The 100, when it is still Schrödinger's episode. I have some things to say before this story comes to a close.  So many, “long time listener first time caller” comments have been made on my … Continue reading The 100 “The Last War” Photo-Recap; Sorry, the Old Human Race Can’t Come to the Phone Right Now

The 100 “The Dying of the Light” Photo-Recap; Just Replace the Bulb Maybe

Indulge me in a thought exercise. Let’s pretend, just for the time it takes you to read this recap, that Bellamy Blake fell through a wormhole and ended up in an alternate universe populated only by Matilda the mutated gorilla and her mutated gorilla family. Let’s also pretend that Clarke is the woman we have … Continue reading The 100 “The Dying of the Light” Photo-Recap; Just Replace the Bulb Maybe

The 100 “A Sort of Homecoming” Photo-Recap; SIGH

Imagine, if you will, an alternate reality where we got an episode like A Sort of Homecoming, with reunions and hugs and great dialogue and action and a touching death scene (look at that, they DO know how to give a beloved character a good death), and heroism and banter and cute dancing… and it … Continue reading The 100 “A Sort of Homecoming” Photo-Recap; SIGH

The 100 “Blood Giant” Photo-Recap; The Head and the Disposable Plot Device

Why are ghosts such bad liars?  Because you can see right through them.  Heh. … heh.  Look, I know you came here for jokes, but I just don’t know how successful I’ll be in trying to laugh through the pain this time. I’ve recapped this show since the very first episode, and even when I … Continue reading The 100 “Blood Giant” Photo-Recap; The Head and the Disposable Plot Device

The 100 “Etherea” Photo-Recap; Conversion Excursion

WELCOOOOOOOOOOOME BAAAAAAAAAACK, Bellamy Blake! It was very, VERY nice to see you again, even if you did drink allllllllllll the Kool-Aid. Just all of it. I’m not sure there’s any Kool-Aid left for anyone else. It’s pretty sugary, so you should probably brush your teeth.  The heart has returned to the show, and his first … Continue reading The 100 “Etherea” Photo-Recap; Conversion Excursion

The 100 “A Little Sacrifice” Photo-Recap; She’s a Real Gem

Hey guys! Thanks for coming to my blog even though there wasn’t an episode again this week. SO BIZARRE how it was just a blank screen for 42 minutes, huh? Like, NOTHING upsetting happened because nothing happened at all. I mean, it’s a weird choice, but I’ll accept it. So I guess we can just … Continue reading The 100 “A Little Sacrifice” Photo-Recap; She’s a Real Gem

The 100 “The Flock” Photo-Recap; Get the Flock Out of There

Things are HAPPENING. Violent things! Sexy things! Disturbing things! Confusing things!  We got a flashback episode and we STILL don’t know how deep into the kool-aid punch bowl our girls are. Were they somehow aware of being tested, or did they really think they were knifing Hope in the THROAT? Is Levitt for-realsies in love … Continue reading The 100 “The Flock” Photo-Recap; Get the Flock Out of There

The 100 “Anaconda” Photo Recap; Oh My Gosh, Look at Her Brains, Look at, Look at, Look at, Look, at Her Brains

Yep. Uhm hmmmmm, yes, thank you... *nods* Yes. Good.  Back in season whatever when we learned of the Grounders’ culture, or when Ipadicus first showed us a zany cult leader, or when BunkerKru first inhabited their cult-digs, or when we learned about Becca and the bombs and Polaris and the first commander and the flame … Continue reading The 100 “Anaconda” Photo Recap; Oh My Gosh, Look at Her Brains, Look at, Look at, Look at, Look, at Her Brains

The 100 “The Queen’s Gambit” Photo-Recap; Yaaaaaaaas Queen!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA WHAT. Season 7 is a bonkers, twisty sci-fi ride that I don’t want to get off of. There’s so much going on all at once! It’s like a plot-filled funhouse of sensory overload, and I am DIGGING IT. Gabe has gone full Disciple! Dreamboat Kid Captain has teamed up with Bonnie (of Bonnie and … Continue reading The 100 “The Queen’s Gambit” Photo-Recap; Yaaaaaaaas Queen!

The 100 “Adjustment Protocol” Photo-Recap; Family Matters

BUT … What? *shocked silence* I’m upset.  Before I launch into my inevitable poppycock, let us take a moment or fifteen to mourn Abby Griffin; a woman who came to the end of her epic goddamn JOURNEY last night. Hey, remember that time Abby engaged in some fun espionage in space with a teen, and … Continue reading The 100 “Adjustment Protocol” Photo-Recap; Family Matters