The 100 “Anaconda” Photo Recap; Oh My Gosh, Look at Her Brains, Look at, Look at, Look at, Look, at Her Brains

Yep. Uhm hmmmmm, yes, thank you... *nods* Yes. Good.  Back in season whatever when we learned of the Grounders’ culture, or when Ipadicus first showed us a zany cult leader, or when BunkerKru first inhabited their cult-digs, or when we learned about Becca and the bombs and Polaris and the first commander and the flame … Continue reading The 100 “Anaconda” Photo Recap; Oh My Gosh, Look at Her Brains, Look at, Look at, Look at, Look, at Her Brains

The 100 “The Queen’s Gambit” Photo-Recap; Yaaaaaaaas Queen!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA WHAT. Season 7 is a bonkers, twisty sci-fi ride that I don’t want to get off of. There’s so much going on all at once! It’s like a plot-filled funhouse of sensory overload, and I am DIGGING IT. Gabe has gone full Disciple! Dreamboat Kid Captain has teamed up with Bonnie (of Bonnie and … Continue reading The 100 “The Queen’s Gambit” Photo-Recap; Yaaaaaaaas Queen!

The 100 “Adjustment Protocol” Photo-Recap; Family Matters

BUT … What? *shocked silence* I’m upset.  Before I launch into my inevitable poppycock, let us take a moment or fifteen to mourn Abby Griffin; a woman who came to the end of her epic goddamn JOURNEY last night. Hey, remember that time Abby engaged in some fun espionage in space with a teen, and … Continue reading The 100 “Adjustment Protocol” Photo-Recap; Family Matters

The 100 “Ashes to Ashes” Photo-Recap; Chekhov’s Anomaly

WELP. This was it, folks. This was the last moment of relative relaxation before the shit storm of the last two episodes of the season. Get ready for heartbreak, because if history has proven anything, it’s that we have NO SWEET CLUE what we’re getting into.  How are your hearts right now? Are they reeling … Continue reading The 100 “Ashes to Ashes” Photo-Recap; Chekhov’s Anomaly

The 100 “Matryoshka” Photo-Recap; Girl’s Night

VICTORYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Bitter sweet victory, but a victory nonetheless. Clarke is BACK (bitches)! Her 5-episode-long battle for her own mind came to a close in Matryoshka, and man was it ever satisfying. So why was it ‘bitter sweet’, you ask? Because we lost a fierce, intelligent, layered, borderline-sociopathic total Sass Queen.  Goodbye, Josephine. I realize your … Continue reading The 100 “Matryoshka” Photo-Recap; Girl’s Night

The 100 “What You Take With You” Photo Recap – Behind Every Great Woman is a Man she Brutally Murdered

Put up your hand if your heart is confused right now; so delighted by all the series callbacks, the emotional growth, and the kickassery, but then it’s also JUST SO SAD. This show insists on attacking our every emotion on a weekly basis, and we LOVE THEM FOR IT.  Remember last recap when I gave … Continue reading The 100 “What You Take With You” Photo Recap – Behind Every Great Woman is a Man she Brutally Murdered

The 100 “The Old Man and the Anomaly” Photo Recap – Old Ain’t What It Used To Be

Abby and Madi sittin’ in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G!  Two of our heroes became straight-up cold-blooded murderers this episode, with absolutely zero qualms, and very little justification. WHAT FUN!  (Wellllll, I suppose one of them has SOME justification, but we all know it's not the move she would have played if there wasn't a creep squatting … Continue reading The 100 “The Old Man and the Anomaly” Photo Recap – Old Ain’t What It Used To Be

The 100 “Nevermind” Photo Recap – Clarkeception

*uncontrollable happy giggles* I can’t put into words the absolute perfection that was Nevermind, but how about I try anyway, k? Okay here goes: wwwhhhaaaaaatttttt OMG teehee teeheeeeeee ZZZZZZIPADEEDOODA. Ahem. You guys, this episode was an absolute love letter to the fans, and I will NOT return to sender (classic mail service joke). Nevermind let … Continue reading The 100 “Nevermind” Photo Recap – Clarkeception

The 100 “Memento Mori” Photo Recap – Me, Myself and GAHHH WHO THE EFF

Oh dang, can someone please turn on a nightlight or something, because things just got DARK. Yes, we got a glimmer of hope in the last moments of the episode, but everything else about Memento Mori was deliciously unsettling. Octavia has a case of Gramma-Arm! Everyone knows Clarke is gonzo! Murphy didn’t pull a fast … Continue reading The 100 “Memento Mori” Photo Recap – Me, Myself and GAHHH WHO THE EFF

The 100 “The Gospel of Josephine” Photo-Recap; She Loves Dawnce

“Um, yes, hello police? I’ve been attacked. In my heart and soul. Uh huh, heart and soul, that’s right. By who? Oh, a television show. Uh huh. It hurts a lot so if you could- hello? … HELLO?” This one smarts, you guys. My heart is unwell, and it’s The 100’s fault. A few days … Continue reading The 100 “The Gospel of Josephine” Photo-Recap; She Loves Dawnce