The 100 “Shifting Sands” Photo Recap – A Spot of Indigestion (5.5)

How’s everyone doing? Are your heebies jeebying so very hard? Are you constantly flipping away imaginary bug-worms from your entire body at all moments, only to figure out it was a wisp of your own hair, or a brush of your Spongebob Squarepants pajamas? Are you SO MAD at The 100 right now for fueling your nightmares, but then, like, you can’t stay mad, but then you remember and you get mad again, but only for a bit because you JUST CAN’T STAY MAD?

Yeah, me too.

You guys! Hi! This week’s episode of The 100, Shifting Sands, was super duper gross and 117% disturbing in all the ways, but also… kinda fun? There were so many great lines! So much sexual tension flying all over the place. So many… (you know what I’m going to say, let’s not pretend I would ever say anything other than…) HUGS. So many hugs. You know that’s what I’m here for. I guess I’m apparently also here to be psychologically damaged, so let’s get to recappin’ shall we?

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WELP, this episode has already won, ammiright?? But then Miller started marching away like a robot, not even acknowledging our two maybe-protagonists, and it kind of hurt my feelings.

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She figured out fairly quickly that Miller was going to scout ahead for the army, and she was like, “Boy, you think you can go on an Adventure without the Captain of the Adventure Squad? LOL FOREVER.” So she barged in on Octavia’s scene and started giving her the what-for on why her plan is terrible.

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Octavia did not give a single hoot about anything Clarke was saying! Girl just wants a war, and she doesn’t care about the particulars. And the thing is… I get it! Octavia may seem cold (read: bonkers) now, but she’s responsible for over 800 lives, and has been for a long time. The Valley is the way to continue keeping those people alive, even if some have to die on the way there. I mean… YIKES, but also, yeah? This is why I love this show. Cause GRAY IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR, I FELT SO SYMBOLIC YESTERDAY… (I bet Octavia would love the Counting Crows, and nothing anyone could say or do would convince me otherwise).

ANYWAY, Indra was all, “your relationship with your sister is the beating heart of this show and I’m here for it.” and Clarke was all, “when’s lunch?” and Bellamy was all, “a six day hike through sand storm country with a gladiator cult… sounds like ADVENTURE SQUAD O’CLOCK to me!!” and then they high-fived. And off they went!

But then we saw that Bad Guy Crew (still workshopping that title), were watching them on the television!

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Ohhhhhhhh this guy tried to pull a Beauty and the Beast and was all, “Let them come”, but then Diyoza was like, “that’s dumb and you’re dumb, and you’re not the Beast from Beauty and the Beast so stop trying.” Then they casually mentioned that they used to bone, and Nice Cop was like, “I wish I was anywhere but here.” Okay maybe he didn’t say it with words, but he said it with his eyes. His dreamy, dreamy eyes…. Hm, what? Oh right.

The Criminals were acting up when Diyoza got home, so she tough-loved at them.

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For real you guys, I loved this so much. I think this may have been my favourite scene of the evening. A bunch of hardened criminals acting like teens, listening to music, bench pressing heavy machinery, and making out in the bushes (I assume), and Diyoza struts in and enforces the NO FUN rule??? THE PARALLELS I JUST CAN’T. ‘Member in season 1 when Clarke made everyone stop having fun in order to listen to her talk about food? *sigh* I’m having a good time. Are you guys having a good time?

We met up with Kane and Abby’s Sexual Tension, who was admiring Clarke’s artwork (like in the first episode, remember? Okay I’ll stop).

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Then we met a fun new character with an necktrocruter on, who can’t control his criminal urges (let’s hope they’re embezzling, or like, tax evasion), and he was all, “if the demon comes out, pull the trigger” (actual line in the show – *slow clap*)

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What a strangely charming psychopath! This man is perfectly cast, and I give high-fives to all involved, but especially this man, because DAMN, sir, you are both handsome and hella creepy. The fact that he didn’t hulk out this episode means he will ABSOLUTELY go bonkers in the next. Or maybe the next! Doesn’t matter when, just definitely look forward to seeing this inexplicably compelling man go wackadoo. #Checkhov’sDemon

Anyway, then Kane offered up his services as Diyoza’s own personal Google search engine.

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She wasn’t having it because I guess traitors aren’t as reliable as they used to be. Elsewhere, Clarke and Bellamy were having a nice campfire chat.

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I truly love these two together, I don’t care what form it takes, romantic, friend-antic, co-leader-antic, whatever, so when Clarke was like, “isn’t Octavia the best though?” and Bellamy was like, “pretty sure YOU’RE the best,” I will admit that I squealed, because I am A HUMAN BEING YOU GUYS.

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This scene made my heart sing with the obnoxiously loud confidence of an amateur church choir. Indra is THE BEST, and she was all, “I love you, does that make me weak?” and Octavia didn’t have a cold-ass sassy remark for that, and I just love her, I love her, I love her.

Anyway, the scouts returned and they did not have great news.

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This fellow had a very rude uninvited guest worm INSIDE OF HIS BODY, and I am upset. This has upset me. I need some ice cream and chamomile tea. Is there chamomile ice cream? UGH ANYWAY, then Octavia was like, “we should probably just kill him, right?” and everyone was like, “damn, girl.” and she shrugged all, “the war is still on, nerds!”

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It’s happening!!!!! Good Cop stopped McCreary from murdering a bunch, then admitted to our beloved best friends Raven and the Beautiful Creepster that (as we suspected last week) it was HE who blocked the missiles, thereby preventing the annihilation of most of the human race. Then they all got to schemin’

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Meanwhile, Kane was like, “will our sexual tension cure your drug addition?” and Abby was like, “unlikely,” and then Diyoza came in and told them that Abby was being tested to see how smart she is, and she passed!

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Then Kane, being Kane, Kaned all over Diyoza and she was like, “trying to save every single person while also being dreamily nobel is your shtick, isn’t it?” and he was like, “yes, it is.” But she still wasn’t having it, because look who barged in to tattle.

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Nice Cop snagged the win by being all, “I got ‘em on the run, boss!” and Raven got all upset because now they can track the Beautiful Creepster and find all their friends and blow everyone up, and Nice Cop is a total bad guy OR IS HE???? That was fake, right? Raven was all, “You son of a bitch *WINK*” Right??? I’m right.

The Beautiful Creepster was reunited with the Spaceventure Squad, and it is it weird how happy that made me? It’s only been a few days! I need to stop living for reunions, except I WILL NEVER STOP. Anyway, he told them what’s up and they skedaddled.

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The necktrocutor started a’buzzin’, which meant it was the Beautiful Creepster’s stop. But then a certain ninja turtle joined him!

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VERY pumped to see where THIS leads us next episode!

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Clarke was all, “K but for real, YOU’RE the best.” And it was very nice. But then they were interrupted by a glass-shard-sand-storm, and a bunch of acolytes who get very trigger-happy every time Bellamy talks to his sister. What a romp!

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NO NO NO NOPE NO WAY NUH UH GOODBYE, I’m gone, I’m out, bye for life. HOW DARE YOU. What is even… why would you… why do you hate me, show??? WHY DO YOU HATE MY GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP!?!?!

One of these BUG WORMS OF DEATH hopped into Octavia and it goes without saying that it was UPSETTING.

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Can we take a quick 6 hours to appreciate both of these badass women? Clarke just dove right in there and pulled a mutated bug-worm out of Octavia’s arm! And Octavia was all, “well THAT was a ride, ammiright, guys? Anyway, what’s next in my calendar? I’m a very busy woman, let’s wrap this up.”

YYYYYYYYYIKES forever.

Turns out the next thing on her to-do list was form a human shelter in a sand storm in order to evade a missile attack. You know, AS ONE DOES.

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I know this isn’t news, but Wonkru is scarrrrrrry, you guys. Anyway, it worked! Only about a dozen or so people died horribly, when it could have been everyone, so… win?

Back in Furn Gully Kane was trying to sexual tension Abby out of being a drug addict, but then McCreary came in and was like, “why don’t I try to sexual tension at her?” and Kane was like, “worth a shot,” and left (read: was dragged out).

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McCreary is one of the sick ones! And he thinks he’s going to survive long enough for a cure! Awwwwwww, that’s cute.

Not to be outdone, Diyoza was like, “whoa, I want in on some of that sexual tension!”

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For real, when Diyoza was like, “that’s between you and your wife,” and Kane was all, “Abby’s not my wife,” I screamed, “ON A TECHNICALITY, KANE HOW DARE YOU.” Anyway, Diyosa is considering a Criminal-Wonkru team-up, but first she wants all the hot goss on Octavia. My guess is that she doesn’t believe Wonkru will behave unless Octavia is dead – mainly because this is only episode 5, they can’t work shit out just yet.

Speaking of Wonkru, Octavia accidentally let some human emotion slip through when she thanked Clarke for being a total bad ass and saving her life, then Bellamy was like, “Can I get in on some of this, he he?”

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA WHAT! I mean, sure, this makes sense, but STILL. This was hard to watch. Octavia is (justifiably) a scary dictator, and it’s uncomfortable and upsetting and delicious and I WANT MORE.

Then the rest of the Spaceventure Squad showed up and it was ELECTRIC!

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DEEEEEELIGHTFUL! I’ll be honest, I sort of forget why Octavia hates Echo so much. Is it because she shot Ilian through the neck? (RIP you sweet, beautiful doofus). Or is it because she was cheating during the conclave? You know what? I don’t even care. This is magic. The tension! The suspense! The drama! I know I say this every week, but I simply CANNOT WAIT for the next episode!

How are you guys doing? How are your hearts and your psyche? On a scale of 1 to “ice cream won’t even help”, how upset are you right now? Season 5 is assaulting our minds, bodies and souls, and I am NOT mad! Everything is gray! Everything! Octavia is our heroine, but also a legit monster! The villain is compelling as hell, and even the creepy demon-possessed red-shirt bad guy is uncomfortably charming.

And that’s what this show does best, doesn’t it? It create characters that make us think, and doubt, and scream and cry and laugh. I’m on record as loving this show so damn much, but I’m also pretty loudly on record for pointing out any flaw I can shake my snark at, and there have been many, because it’s impossible to create something this big without making some mistakes along the way.

But you guys… is season 5… is it… flawless? Is it the best season yet? Should every human on the planet be watching this show? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?!?!?!

Okay I need to go take sixteen showers and then gently rock back and forth for a bit.

 

SOME STUFF

  • Congrats to Nick Bragg on an outstanding first outing. Strangely my favourite in a long list of great lines of dialogue was: “I thought you’d be funnier.”

 

  • I truly wish I was joking about my Spongebob Squarepants pajamas, but I am not.
  • Monty’s adorable wave to Octavia, and her adorable wave BACK! Is Monty maybe the key to saving everyone’s humanity? I would bet on it.

 

  • Be honest with me, how much do you love Diyoza? Are you hoping for a turnaround where she joins the Adventure Squad to fight an even bigger bad? Do you wish for it upon every shooting star? Pffffttt, yeah no, I don’t either (I do, I really do).

 

  • Quit playing, show. Where’s Niylah?

 

  • Diyoza’s patriotic tattoos have been burned/scratched off. Oh, and she slit her own throat after her SEAL team shot her dad in the head. So… I don’t know, don’t mention it around her? I feel like she may be sensitive about it.

 

  • Have you ever followed up the sentence “I’m glad you’re alive” with a “but”, and why?

 

  • Are you still shuddering? Do those worms now live in inside the darkest corner of your mind, ready to slither out into your nightmares each night? HAHAHAHHA WHAT FUN
Okay see you in two weeks, follow your dreams!
[Originally Posted May 2018 on tv.com]
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One thought on “The 100 “Shifting Sands” Photo Recap – A Spot of Indigestion (5.5)

  1. ORIGINAL POST COMMENTS:

    LoisWinchester37
    May 30, 2018
    Ohhhhh, those rations they are eating… definitely human flesh from those dead 400. Human jerky, anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    DalekSpider
    May 26, 2018
    Series 5 so far has been fantastic I am absolutely loving it, but more importantly we get the Toni recaps!(yep we are on episode 5 here but I only just caught up cos didn’t want to risk spoilers).
    I had been wondering how they would handle the time jump s4 to s5. And bloody hell have they done that so very, very well. Right off I was interested and engaged with the main characters from the prison ship – brilliant new characters to add to help give the show a kick in a new direction.
    Right from her first appearance I thought Diyoza was a fantastic character that I totally wanted to know more about (Shaw and McRury too). Is it just me or do I wish somehow she had been incorporated into the story in earlier seasons as an antagonist rather than shoehorn Jaha into that role? Hmm, ok maybe that wouldn’t have worked but her performance so far has been absolutely brilliant. She reminds me a bit of the Diane Sydney character from s1 – who I thought was brilliant but not utilised as well as she could have been. I get the feeling Diyoza is that type of character but fleshed out far better.
    But out of the so many examples of awesomeness in ep 5 my favourite scene (apart from anything with Indra in it which is automatically AWESOME) was the one with Kane and Diyoza near the end.
    Last series I got a little bit frustrated that Kane was somewhat sidelined to babysitting duties and often just ignored. Now I’m really pleased it seems we have got a bit more of storyline for him that isn’t in a way mainly focussed on Abby, Octavia etc.It’s not that those interactions are not fab – it’s just I think he needed something more. And now we have it and I may now be shipping Kane/Diyosa a little tiny bit – DON’T JUDGE ME! XD

    peterspoor33
    May 29, 2018
    Yeah I also dig Kane and his backstory as the son of a Preacher-Woman but I love him most when he’s on a mission, whether it’s trying to float Abby or start a rebellion against Pike.
    Indra is like the lovechild of Yoda and Genghis Kahn she has been involved in and survived just about every Grounder conflict. “Drop her off broke in Mexico with no toothbrush she’ll show up sunbaking by the pool with a bright smile and fistful of Pesos.” 🙂

    johnbakernes
    May 25, 2018
    I’m curious about why Octavia is down on love suddenly. She was big on it before. I think that is another ‘Dark Year’ story. Like what ever happened to Niyla. And when Abby started to self medicate that much.

    megkatselis
    May 25, 2018
    I want more details on this ‘Dark Year’ and what is in those “ration bars”? #soylentgreen

    peterspoor33
    May 29, 2018
    Farm-station hydro-farming my behind!!!
    #Niylabetweenmyteeth (too soon?)

    johnbakernes
    May 25, 2018
    Poor, sweet, pretty Echo. Your ass is so dead. Where ever you were hiding, you should have stayed. She should have got out with Murphy and cuddled up to Diyoza. Somehow she let the fact that her bed buddy Bellamy is the brother of the worlds foremost bad-ass. Let’s be honest here, Octavia has killed off everything that’s ever ticked her off and Echo – poor Echo, fits the bill. And now Octavia has her own little army called Wonkru. Maybe Echo thought that Bellamy had talked to Octavia about them being all ‘bump bump’. I think Bellamy is about to find out how Octavia felt when Lincoln was killed in front of her.

    Robespierre
    May 25, 2018
    Yep. Does anyone remember what happened to Pike?
    (And if you are asking “Who is Pike?” the answer is “Exactly”)
    🙂

    karrib1
    May 24, 2018
    Guys I’m scared. I’m scared for Kane. I’m scared for his and Abby’s sexual tension. Not because of anything on the show, but because Fox just ordered The Passage to series. I was watching the trailer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rJ64J-gSbY) and suddenly I saw a beautiful salt and pepper beard. I cried out in fear. No! Please have a minor part that shows up one in 20 episodes; please have been recast since the pilot. Please world, do not allow Kane and Abby’s sexual tension die before the final season so that Henry Ian Cusick can go act on a sub par vampire show with Zack Morris.

    johnbakernes
    May 25, 2018
    karrib1 Would not worry. He also played a part on Marvel’s Inhumans. He’s hot going anywhere until Octavia guts him.

    peterspoor33
    May 29, 2018
    Haha!
    Spin the Octavia wheel of death as merciless as any 100 writer….
    whirling…whirling,,,tak..tak.. KANE …tak ..tak.. DIYOZA.. tak.. tak… MCREARY … tak,,tak….. tak….. .. tak ………… tak… ECHO

    peterspoor33
    May 24, 2018
    Loving the necktrocuters this season (so over mouth gags).
    Clarke with the sample worm in the jar for study later (Chekhov’s worm is all I’m saying) .
    I need Indra to kill someone or something, she’s a badass warrior with a sweet, mushy candy, inside but I need to see her do more than be relegated to packing lunches for Clarke and Bellamy or being Octavia’s Jimminy Cricket.
    Kane with the sass;
    Diyoza: “There’s an army marching across the desert to attack me, you think I should invite them for tea?”
    Kane: “I don’t know, do the murderers and thieves you’re surrounded by now drink tea?”
    McCreary (ugghhh this guy) torturing our Raven like he probably tortured animals as a child criminal, always running to the teacher to snitch on good cop, Yeah you are asking for permission McCreary and you don’t have it! Denied buddy!!!
    Kara always bucking for promotion, I guess you can’t argue about the fact that she is passionate, first as a rebellious, angry and resentful hydro-farmer and now as Octavia’s number one suck-up. I think we can assume she ate Nylah and Wick during the dark year.

    Toni_watches May 24, 2018
    Chekhov’s Worm!!!!

    H2gold May 25, 2018
    “All of me for all of us”…I think it’s a safe assumption.

    Klaussays
    May 24, 2018
    Octavia is….interesting right now..One moment she is having a sweet moment with Indra, than she is warning Bellamy that she will kill him, BUT THAN has the sweetest awkward wave ever with Monty….and Harper continues to get no love.

    Kids_Table
    May 24, 2018
    The sticker exchange was somehow the highlight of this recap for me. Just… yes.
    This weirdly marks the point where I FINALLY let go of my grudge against Murphy, harbored from his dickish behavior in season 1.
    Who is this little powerhouse actress playing Madi? She is nailing what little she’s been given to do. “I’ll drive.” “I thought you’d be funnier.” Just so great.
    Can I have lodge a minor complaint. When Octavia is being, not just Octavia, but also the badass leader of Wonkru she uses this super gravelly voice that I just cannot get onboard with.

    Toni_watches May 24, 2018
    It’s her Batman voice.

    Loralee_jk
    May 24, 2018
    Side note. Everyone Clark n Bell have ever loved are all dead. So…

    Robespierre
    May 24, 2018
    Oh yeah, Echo is dead in 3…2…1… 🙂

    Loralee_jk
    May 24, 2018
    It looked like Octavia’s arm tatoo’s were missing, Plu wouldn’t she have mroe by now? Who gave her the original ones?

    KendraNutt
    May 23, 2018
    “he called me fart-mouth…” HAHAHAHAH
    Love your reviews and this episode made me think of a truly classic film Tremors! Don’t walk on the sand and be very quiet! 😉

    Toni_watches May 24, 2018
    I’m totally going to watch Tremors tonight.

    Robespierre May 24, 2018
    @KendraNutt @Toni_watches
    Tremors is a great movie series. Especially the first 3! 🙂

    Macwordy
    May 23, 2018
    Echo no only shot Ilian and cheated during the conclave. Remember when she was sent out to bring Octavia back to Polis but instead she killed her and kicked her off the cliff? I guess Octavia holds some grudges.

    Robespierre
    May 24, 2018
    She also blew up “Mt. Doom” with skycru inside… no biggie…

    Kids_Table
    May 24, 2018
    Ohhh, yeah. I think you’re right.
    I forgot about the cliff thing (also RIP Octavia’s hero horse?).

    Robespierre
    May 23, 2018
    Was Diyoza hitting on Kane with tequila? What a classy lady lol.
    I ship it. Kiyoza, anyone? 🙂

    peterspoor33
    May 24, 2018
    Yeah that got curiously interesting pretty quickly, I was wondering is this Diyoza being seductive? Kind of reminded me of when Murphy was chained up like Princess Leia. 🙂

    Robespierre
    May 24, 2018
    Well, she’s been surrounded by crude inmates, and for all she knows he’s pretty much the only good looking and intelligent man on Earth of her age 😀
    Tbh, I don’t think she was hitting on him. She just want more info on Octavia. But a person can dream… 🙂

    Robespierre
    May 23, 2018
    “What a strangely charming psychopath! This man is perfectly cast, and I give high-fives to all involved, but especially this man, because DAMN, sir, you are both handsome and hella creepy”
    This is Mike Dopud, and he was in a quite a few Sci-fi tv shows (Continuum and Dark Matter being one of them).
    Good actor, and really good at playing gray controversial but mostly bad guys. 🙂

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