The 100 “Bitter Harvest” Photo Recap – Murder Club (3.6)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSP! Polis is the 13th Ark station? POLIS IS THE 13th ARK STATION!! You guys, I watch this show first as a viewer. I don’t think about what jokes I’m going to make, or what opinions I’ll have. I don’t even wear my sassy pants (which are made of bottle caps, so it gets real uncomfortable). … Continue reading The 100 “Bitter Harvest” Photo Recap – Murder Club (3.6)

The 100 “Hakeldama” Photo Recap – Shuffle, Shuffle, Shuffle, ZAP! (3.5)

Oh boy. Here we go. Do you guys ever wish we could spend a full hour with our beloved characters having a relaxing evening? Maybe a board game night, or a birthday celebration, or a tupperware party? No? ME EITHER. We’re here for the shit, and that’s what The 100 is delivering. Is it frustrating … Continue reading The 100 “Hakeldama” Photo Recap – Shuffle, Shuffle, Shuffle, ZAP! (3.5)

The 100 “Watch the Thrones” Photo Recap – Staff Meetings (3.4)

WHOOOOOBOY, you guys. My body is upset, and also so happy? Man, bodies are weird. So full of mysterious fluids that excrete into places and cause extreme anxiety that make you rock back and forth while mumbling, “don’t kill Lexa, don’t kill Lexa, dear Zeus, please, don’t kill Lexa.” Then those fluids do other stuff … Continue reading The 100 “Watch the Thrones” Photo Recap – Staff Meetings (3.4)

The 100 “Ye Who Enter Here” Photo Recap – Ice, Ice, Baby (3.3)

YOU GUYS. I wonder what my neighbours must think of me, and the sounds coming from my apartment. First, the stream of Disney karaoke, then the clucking of roughly 5 live chickens (don’t ask), then yodeling, and now, because of this week’s episode of The 100, an hour long barrage of “oh shit, Oh Shit, … Continue reading The 100 “Ye Who Enter Here” Photo Recap – Ice, Ice, Baby (3.3)

The 100 “Wanheda Part 2” Photo Recap – Shake It Up Baby Now (3.2)

HI YOU GUYS. Isn’t it lovely that we get to meet back up after only one week of waiting, instead of TEN MONTHS? I wish I was joking when I tell you that every time Wanheda Part 2 zigged when we thought it would zag, I yelled out, “twist!” This episode had more twist and … Continue reading The 100 “Wanheda Part 2” Photo Recap – Shake It Up Baby Now (3.2)

The 100 “Wanheda Part 1” Photo Recap – Gideon’s Island (3.1)

THE ADVENTURE SQUAD IS BACK! It has been ten long months since we said a sad, “see ya later alligator” to Clarke, Bellamy, everyone’s favourite ‘Grounder Pounder’, Kane and Abby’s sexual tension, the killer Gorilla, and everyone else we love in this violent, compelling, morally ambiguous masterpiece. HOW ARE YOU? For real, guys, how did … Continue reading The 100 “Wanheda Part 1” Photo Recap – Gideon’s Island (3.1)