Author: Toni Maggio

Oh boy. Here we go. Do you guys ever wish we could spend a full hour with our beloved characters having a relaxing evening? Maybe a board game night, or a birthday celebration, or a tupperware party? No? ME EITHER. We’re here for the shit, and that’s what The 100 is delivering. Is it frustrating … Continue reading The 100 “Hakeldama” Photo Recap – Shuffle, Shuffle, Shuffle, ZAP! (3.5)

WHOOOOOBOY, you guys. My body is upset, and also so happy? Man, bodies are weird. So full of mysterious fluids that excrete into places and cause extreme anxiety that make you rock back and forth while mumbling, “don’t kill Lexa, don’t kill Lexa, dear Zeus, please, don’t kill Lexa.” Then those fluids do other stuff … Continue reading The 100 “Watch the Thrones” Photo Recap – Staff Meetings (3.4)

YOU GUYS. I wonder what my neighbours must think of me, and the sounds coming from my apartment. First, the stream of Disney karaoke, then the clucking of roughly 5 live chickens (don’t ask), then yodeling, and now, because of this week’s episode of The 100, an hour long barrage of “oh shit, Oh Shit, … Continue reading The 100 “Ye Who Enter Here” Photo Recap – Ice, Ice, Baby (3.3)

HI YOU GUYS. Isn’t it lovely that we get to meet back up after only one week of waiting, instead of TEN MONTHS? I wish I was joking when I tell you that every time Wanheda Part 2 zigged when we thought it would zag, I yelled out, “twist!” This episode had more twist and … Continue reading The 100 “Wanheda Part 2” Photo Recap – Shake It Up Baby Now (3.2)

THE ADVENTURE SQUAD IS BACK! It has been ten long months since we said a sad, “see ya later alligator” to Clarke, Bellamy, everyone’s favourite ‘Grounder Pounder’, Kane and Abby’s sexual tension, the killer Gorilla, and everyone else we love in this violent, compelling, morally ambiguous masterpiece. HOW ARE YOU? For real, guys, how did … Continue reading The 100 “Wanheda Part 1” Photo Recap – Gideon’s Island (3.1)

HOOOOOOOOKAY. We made it. Our hearts have been battered, our throats are raw from screaming, our faces got a workout from all the feelings, and our brains were taken on a loopty-loop, but we made it through season 2. How’s everyone doing? Like, EVERYONE. You guys, the actors, writers, producers, key grips, camera operators, catering … Continue reading The 100 “Blood Must Have Blood Part 2” Photo Recap – A Sizzlin’ Act 3 (2.16)

When I sat down to watch Part 1 of the season finale, I braced myself for the worst. Like many commenters theorized, I believed our brave warrior Lexa would go out in a blaze of glory. I prepared myself for losing her and possibly others like Maya, Maya’s hot dad, the caged Grounder babe, and … Continue reading The 100 “Blood Must Have Blood, Part 1” Photo Recap – Griffin’s Eleven (2.15)

Don’t worry you guys, I’ve put in a call to the authorities. Clearly the writers and producers of The 100 have bugged our phones and computers and minds in order to give us all exactly what we want. I’m sorry to have to do this because I respect everyone working on this show so much, … Continue reading The 100 “Bodyguard of Lies” Photo Recap- The Ships That Go Sailin’ (2.14)

SO MANY HUGS. You know how in Batman Forever, the Riddler had a device that allowed him to see into people’s dreams and learn of their secrets / deepest desires? Well guys, slap a ridiculous green suit on The 100 and dye its hair red, because I’m pretty sure it has this device, and has used … Continue reading The 100 “Resurrection” Photo Recap – Starring; Hugs (2.13)

You guuuuuuuuuuuys…. The 100 has become a giant moral arena and it is MUDDY AS ALL HECK. Who’s good? Who’s bad? No one, that’s who! There are so many blurred edges on this show I’m surprised we can all see straight. Remember when our darling Clarke was all, “I need to make a pulstice,” and … Continue reading The 100 “Rubicon” Photo Recap – Swimming In Murky Waters (2.12)