YOU GUYS! Quick Poll: When was the last time you were this satisfied? When the power went out so you “had” to eat all the ice cream in your freezer before it melted That time the street-meat vendor gave you TWO sausages in your hot-dog out of pity The seven-minute hug your friend gave you … Continue reading The 100 “Pandora’s Box” Photo Recap – Open Sesame (5.4)
Author: Toni Maggio
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The 100 “Sleeping Giants” Photo Recap – Nap Time’s Over (5.3)
"Two hundred and eighty-three lives for one. She must be pretty important to you." "She is." YOU GUYS!!!! How are your hearts? Mine is leaking pure joy all over the place. We were promised a reunion, and as always, The 100 delivered. The reunion of Clarke and Bellamy was never going to be a nice slow-motion run … Continue reading The 100 “Sleeping Giants” Photo Recap – Nap Time’s Over (5.3)
The 100 “Red Queen” Photo Recap – Off With Their Heads (5.2)
Please, TV Gods, let me know what feat I accomplished in a past life to deserve such a gift as Red Queen. Did I help old ladies cross the street? Was I the one who discovered that the gross thing growing on old food is actually medicine? Did I invent ice cream? Whatever it was, THANK … Continue reading The 100 “Red Queen” Photo Recap – Off With Their Heads (5.2)
The 100 “Eden” Photo Recap – Eat Up Those Apples (5.1)
You know when you’re at an amusement park, and you wait in line for 17 hours for a ride, then you finally get ON the ride and you can’t really believe that you made it, and it’s everything you imagined it would be and more, but it’s over in about 43 seconds, and the instant … Continue reading The 100 “Eden” Photo Recap – Eat Up Those Apples (5.1)
Wynonna Earp Season 2 Photo Recap – You Should Probably Still be Holding on to Your Butts
Heyyyyyyyy guys! Remember that time I watched season 1 of Wynonna Earp and recapped as I went? Well wouldn’t ya know, I did it again! Except this time it’s season 2! I’ll assume that everyone remembers season 1, and won’t get into the fact that Wynonna shot her sister (who was a general lunatic), but not before she opened … Continue reading Wynonna Earp Season 2 Photo Recap – You Should Probably Still be Holding on to Your Butts
Wynonna Earp Season 1 Photo Recap – Hold on to Your Butts, People
Hi! Did you guys know that there’s a show called Wynonna Earp, and it’s about the great-granddaughter of Wyatt Earp? Oh you did? Oh… everyone did except me? Cool… cool cool, that makes sense, considering we’re already 2 seasons deep. WHERE HAVE I BEEN THE PAST 2 YEARS? I dunno… for real, I don’t know, it’s … Continue reading Wynonna Earp Season 1 Photo Recap – Hold on to Your Butts, People
Toni Watches Game of Thrones – A Recap Through Reactions – Seasons 6 & 7
ALL THE SPOILERS Hi friends! I'm going to go ahead and assume that if you're reading this "Toni Watches", then you've read the other ones, and that you know the drill. Or, maybe you haven't. I don't know your life. OKAY HERE IS THE DEAL - I waited to watch Game of Thrones for REASONS (don't give … Continue reading Toni Watches Game of Thrones – A Recap Through Reactions – Seasons 6 & 7
Toni Watches Game of Thrones – A Recap Through Reactions – Seasons 4 & 5
THIS ARTICLE OBVIOUSLY CONTAINS SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY, IT’S SO OBVIOUS HOW MANY SPOILERS WILL BE CONTAINED IN THIS ARTICLE. Hi! So… have you guys heard of this show Game of Thrones? HAHAHAH WHAT A FUNNY JOKE (because everyone in the known universe has heard of Game of Thrones. Get it? What a great way to start off this … Continue reading Toni Watches Game of Thrones – A Recap Through Reactions – Seasons 4 & 5
The 100 – “Praimfaya” Photo Recap – This Praim’s on Fayaaaaaaa (4.13)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA WHAT I can’t put into words what is happening in my mind / body / soul right now, which is problematic because I'm writing a thing that is made up of words? Everything about this episode was so deliciously upsetting. Show of hands, how many of you are sporadically bursting into laughter because your … Continue reading The 100 – “Praimfaya” Photo Recap – This Praim’s on Fayaaaaaaa (4.13)
The 100 “The Chosen” Photo Recap – $10 / hr plus gas money (4.12)
Guys, remember last week when I was all, “but the rocket!” and this week The 100 was like, “relax Toni, we’re using the rocket”. And remember two weeks ago when I was all, “aw man, I hope we see Echo again!” and this week The 100 was like, “Fine, Toni, you can see Echo again.” And when when I … Continue reading The 100 “The Chosen” Photo Recap – $10 / hr plus gas money (4.12)
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