Tag: The 100 Recap

YOU GUYS! Quick Poll: When was the last time you were this satisfied? When the power went out so you “had” to eat all the ice cream in your freezer before it melted That time the street-meat vendor gave you TWO sausages in your hot-dog out of pity The seven-minute hug your friend gave you … Continue reading The 100 “Pandora’s Box” Photo Recap – Open Sesame (5.4)

"Two hundred and eighty-three lives for one. She must be pretty important to you." "She is." YOU GUYS!!!! How are your hearts? Mine is leaking pure joy all over the place. We were promised a reunion, and as always, The 100 delivered. The reunion of Clarke and Bellamy was never going to be a nice slow-motion run … Continue reading The 100 “Sleeping Giants” Photo Recap – Nap Time’s Over (5.3)

Please, TV Gods, let me know what feat I accomplished in a past life to deserve such a gift as Red Queen. Did I help old ladies cross the street? Was I the one who discovered that the gross thing growing on old food is actually medicine? Did I invent ice cream? Whatever it was, THANK … Continue reading The 100 “Red Queen” Photo Recap – Off With Their Heads (5.2)

You know when you’re at an amusement park, and you wait in line for 17 hours for a ride, then you finally get ON the ride and you can’t really believe that you made it, and it’s everything you imagined it would be and more, but it’s over in about 43 seconds, and the instant … Continue reading The 100 “Eden” Photo Recap – Eat Up Those Apples (5.1)

No, YOU’RE crying! Our beloved Adventure Squad is back after a 3 week pause, and with them is also the return of all our emotions. I’ve said it many times, and I will say it at least seventeen more times - I’m here for the hugs, and D.N.R. delivered! Not only that, but it reached deep into … Continue reading The 100 “DNR” Photo Recap – Let’s Get Ready to Rumble (4.9)

AWWWWWW SHIT GIRL! Emori! Abby! Octavia! The girls be getting it DONE this episode. And the boys be… trying at least? Poor Bellamy. Poor Kane. Poor nameless stranger who is about to be baked not fried. Quick question - was Gimme Shelter the best episode of this season so far? I know, I know, there’s … Continue reading The 100 “Gimme Shelter” Photo Recap – Singin’ in the Rain (4.7)

GAAAAAAAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA WHAT??? That was positively bonkers, and I am both in shock and in love. I’m in shock-love? Love-shock? I am not trying to make sexual innuendos, you guys, they just happen. What the shit just happened??? I tell you what - THE 100 happened! Man, this show does not like … Continue reading The 100 “The Tinder Box” Photo Recap – Explosive News (4.5)

I feel like I need to start this recap with a confession. I’m sure I’m in the minority here, and I know saying this will reveal me as a total wimp, but... if I were impaled and then fell off a cliff into some rocky rapids, I think I would at the very least take … Continue reading The 100 “A Lie Guarded” Photo Recap – Monkeyin’ Around (4.4)

TWO MONTHS. Our wacky band of misfits had their death sentence shortened from six to TWO months. This means we are basically now watching our Adventure Squad try to get their shit together in real-time. What fun! This episode was a crowd pleaser in general, with some pretty big revelations - the aforementioned two months, … Continue reading The 100 “The Four Horsemen” Review – The Adventures of iPadicus (4.3)

Well you guys, here we are. It’s the second episode of season 4, and already the people of the Ark know that they’re living in a giant microwave. How are you guys feeling? Still buzzing in the afterglow of having our beloved Squad return to our screens last week? Were you so happy to see … Continue reading The 100 “Heavy Lies the Crown” Photo Recap – Nuclear Winter is Coming (4.2)